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This game is useful for one thing only; it shows us that Trauma Centre, as frustrating as it was, would have been absolutely no fun on computer. This game is essentially 5 minutes long, but people will spend 30+ minutes because the developer made it so difficult, and made the penalty of death being having to restart the whole game. Its hardly worthwhile, only playing it really for the badge. Also, second level, clear a passage way for what, exactly? Letting the puss drip straight back in? Also, why so harsh on the Goddamn Vampire level?
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there are so many stupid mistakes of nonsenseness in this game: why the arrow still hurts if it has been removed (the last 3 points are subcratted even if I can see that the arrow is out of the leg!)? Why heat doesn't hurt but on the stars (and there's no way: it makes you loose points, no possibility to avoid it)? WHY CAN YOU PLACE HUMAN TISSUE (a person has been hit by an arrow; but the surgery is so advanced that I can use a knife, a hammer, a forceps and human tissue)? Bubbles on the neck? Just open a wound, infect the area around, some leeches will do (even if everyone knows that those parasite suck blood, not GREEN pus), open a vein (WHY ON EARTH? there was no need of doing it..), infect the vein with pus coming from the bubbles above, remove the leeches and pretend that the wounds medicate by themselves, close the vein. AND A VAMPIRE? Please!.. And if I fail I must see these mistakes over and over again? No, thanks. AND WHY CAN'T I MUTE THE MUSIC????????????????????
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In a medical emergancy, do not perform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. _ Good job they warned me! Otherwise I might have tried to behead a vampire to stop him from dying!
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so if a guard complains about an arrow in the knee... all you need to do is some painful surgery and they will be back to adventuring!
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Umm... guys? Did you really read the note before 3-rd patient? It says, that your mistake is your death! It means, that you didn't killed a vampire, and so, he kills you! Amen
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MAKE SURE YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED VAMPIRE SLAYER BEFORE ATTEMPTING If any of your family members should ever morphigate into a vampire, such as a Twilight-obsessed sister, for example, -always- make sure to only sever their head during the ritualistic decapitation. Hitting anything else could lead to their death, which, as this game demonstrates so clearly, could prove fatal for both of you. Don't ask me why, as our extremely well trained scientists (whom I shall not name here for classified reasons) that are being paid millions for a simple week-long research project haven't come up with a name for it yet. If you are proven angry by this phenomena, however, they highly recommended "blaming the developer" and to "rage-quit, then come back and rate the game 1/5 before your anger subsides and your conscience kicks in, making you wonder why the heck you did so".
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people say about cutting the vampires head of or else he dies... well if you dont cut his head of before he dies then he doesnt die completly vampires must lose there heard or be stabbed with a stake through the hart ;-)
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Saw: Reverse sawing direction when the yellow star appears. Hammer: Wait for the light to come up and hit the mouse when you see the bar below 'hard' is highlighted.
Does anyone have a recipe for the Axe?
Did anyone figure out how not to cause the first patient pain?
jmtb02: You're work is awesome but I'm close to raging right now. What I'm missing the most is some feedback for the timed thingies that tell you if you clicked too early/late.
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I am really quite unnerved to not see an "arrow to the knee" joke on the front page of this comment section. It's really quite strange.
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How the f*ck can you mess up placing a f*cking STAKE?!
And furthermore, what kind of vampire slayer needs 3 good aims before even trying to behead the sucker?!
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In what sense is this abject pile of turds a puzzle? In a puzzle, the primary skill required is thinking and planning what to do next. In this game, you just do exactly as you're told and the only reasons you can't win are: 1) driving the stake requires microsecond timing, 2) you only get two tries, and 3) you then have to replay the first two levels, which is too f***ing tedious. Of course, not being a puzzle is no reason to dismiss the game as an abject pile of turds. I'm dismissing it as an abject pile of turds because: 1) on the first level, clicking exactly on the end of the arrow shaft with the meter is at "hard" splatters the patient because you're supposed to hit some other magic spot; 2) you can freely draw all over the patient's leg with the hot needle but doing the stars in the wrong order hurts him; 3) when slitting the boils, clicking with the knife point in the first star removes the second star instead, hurting the patient. Prosecution rests.