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bsc24

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Kid: Mommy, how do babies get made? Mother: Go play that video game

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bhanusahu

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he the game ends so fast

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ShadowLordXD

May. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else remember the vagina being an obstacle court when you were born? Man it was crazy!

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pizzaspace

May. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) notice how the ones that made it to the rectal level , don't leave a comment !

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Navigation

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this game is something I will never experience, because I am fat and nobody likes me.

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mymom101

Apr. 28, 2012

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mymom101

Apr. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) those white blood cells can suck my balls for all i care

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DoorbellX

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Confused, first, it's a leukocyte, second, they can't hurt you for a while after you get a blue dot.

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confused100

Mar. 23, 2012

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CannibalPhoenix

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i like the end (:

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the_utter_side

Feb. 24, 2012

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nickinho

Feb. 21, 2012

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brendon111

Feb. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @kwatie its actually 250 million so be prouder =]]

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Bullfrogy

Jan. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i cant move wtf is happening

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ZAC_WEBEL

Jan. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hey guys! sup

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ZAC_WEBEL

Jan. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) rofl i had to play this in health class 0_o don't play 2 :PPP

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CptKiller856

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is there acid in a vigina?

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ibceku

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it wasn't the wisest decision to swim back..

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nathan0308

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We win at least one race in this life

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theDAvinci

Dec. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) btw those white cells are racist only moving when you come by

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theDAvinci

Dec. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 250,000 sperms in a was the best

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zigzager

Nov. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wanna see what happens if the retarded pink one wins :(

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wiiwiiwii

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why are the sperm multicolored...

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ZXLucian

Nov. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, it's official. People can't take a joke. Stupid assholes.

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gameowner3

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) and its million........

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gameowner3

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Kwatie you must be purty good in maths o know 249,999 is 350 thousand!

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TheParty

Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, the controls are really hard. It's been a while since I was a sperm, so I guess I'm a little rusty...

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scoobyfoo

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) DANGIT at the uteris the white blood cells HATE ME

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Morlack

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) actually a human male can produce 3 billion sperm a day!

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sickboys108

Oct. 14, 2011

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GameProduce

Oct. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) already won :P

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Dijonius

Oct. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Always bet on black.

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hrle

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yay i made it im the best sperm evah

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Goopygoo

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anybody else having the problem where you're not pressing any keys, but your sperm guy is still trying to turn and he just ends up spinning in circles for ever or turning into an acid wall? I can't even get past the first level because of this.

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tariff

Oct. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yesh Its educational!

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DeviousDilon

Oct. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hhahahahahahahhaahha, danacan!!!!

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Impr0babal

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Heh, I bet every time someone finishes this game a cell is fertilised

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ZXLucian

Sep. 16, 2011

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HunterS16

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game needs a multiplayer. Also, because of ths game, I have single handly beaten all my brother and sisters 14 times, technically.

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goldenknight10

Sep. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NOW I've completed it TWICE!

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Danacan101

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why don`t they add a prequel? The great sex Game! take as much time as you want!

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DadiGohan

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah noobs, I WON THE RACE!

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EpicZz_

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wooow i got a highscore, i have to tell my mom

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EpicZz_

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They should add nitro

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coffeekid123

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) now that was the weirdest game ive played :)

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Ramagosaram

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Jeez, this seemed a lot easier 16 years ago!

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DevilDemonGirl

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What did the 1st sperm say to the other? Lets see what would happen if we let the retard get to the egg 1st! And that's how you were born....