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thedeleter5

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) love to make crashes go in slo mo

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Zero466

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:NYANYNAYNANYNANYNAYNANYNAYNANYNNAYNNA friend:LOOK AT THE FKING RODE

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lolzburgher

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flying cars,That explode,...Its the future of Japan

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N968771

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He drives like my Grandpa without the swearing and old timey slang.

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zelolmachine

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CREDITS WHEN I CAN MAKE TEN CARS EXPLODE IN A CHAIN?!?!?! JUST TAKE ALL MY CREDITS I DON'T CARE!

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leo1065

May. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BUT A 4 LANE INTERSECTION ACROSS A HIGHWAY

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CODplayer15

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs sandbox mode

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Magistro

May. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if u think about it...the cops are doing the exact same thing we are, except theyre not as good at it...

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Giles2144

May. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Kongregate, Please get The Heist 2 on your site (with appropriate badges of course). Look it up....it's a legit game/sequel by the same people.

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jerry_wars

May. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The music makes this game 10x better :D

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Pyramio

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) We did it, boss. We've created a device that can control the flow of time itself. What now?

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bob_boyle

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Cops? Oh! you mean the battering rams. Ya there is a lot of them.

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orangesamurai

Apr. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i have learned that i can practice how to heist and avoid,jump, and hit random cars and police cruisers but its just another dream that i can make.

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Roomba

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it me or do the cops cause more damage trying to get to me?

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tayburro

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i got the early retirement badge before doing mission 10 it seems to unlock when you first unlock mission 10. odd huh?

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doobav314

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I have learned to reserve my road rage for two things: the police... and those expensive-looking Ferraris.

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melanie9

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) who find commercials stupid press green Thumb

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punishingkill

Apr. 11, 2012

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melanie9

Apr. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wow this game is cool

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bigjohnny911

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I was really hoping to see a sequel because this one was so good

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Azareth

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Whuuup its just like in Hollywood movies!

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zzmadskillszz

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just upgrade your armor and weapons and you will be good, do speed later

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DraconicWarrior

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like the part where the police destroyed civilian cars, they got stuck in front of me, and deducted 100k credits from my score because they kept bouncing into me. Annoying as hell...

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gmoney_

Mar. 20, 2012

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littleman03

Mar. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i want heist 2

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dudearoonie

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the heist 2 is @ armor games rate up so pepol can see!!!

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Drammoth

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Also, brake for handling at the cost of speed, and ramming police cars doesn't make you lose money.

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Drammoth

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Some tips: Try to balance your upgrades. It helps. For money, spam the level 'Bank Heist'. Don't overuse your weapon. :)

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XxTraPsxX

Mar. 14, 2012

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Dastete

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Hey Dave, where's the police chief?" "He got put in the slammer." "Really? He was arrested?" 'No, some guy in a black van drove up next to his squad car and knocked him into oncoming."

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jkamaniac

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when you begin a mission, it counts as you completing it for the badge.

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CaitlinCowan

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) sooooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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CaitlinCowan

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game is the shitest game I have ever played I think the makers of this game were high when they made this lol

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RedRoach

Mar. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Qustion time:If the cops are shooting me, and if i already know from observing that the guns of a police car are designed to hit the tires, then why am i not stopping when i get bombarded with 20 bulets?

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RedRoach

Mar. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, nothing like causing roadside chaos using my slammer on 69 highway with the whole police corp of whatever town this is after me for some 30k money. It's amazing how so much money can be gotten from a jewlery stor using amazingly good decoys and techinican specialists...

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johnwall3

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Police pulls u over police:son why are you hit cars with slammers and dropping mines to blow up cops.Driver:go to hell Police:imma give u a speeding ticket for now but sonny u watch u here*pulls slammers and mine bombs and speeds away)

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jannatbutt1

Feb. 20, 2012

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roller322

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1st run ever playing the game 88M/H average.. LETS TRAVEL THROUGH TIME

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harpers123

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says auto gun but it isnt :C

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harpers123

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) more levels plzzzz

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xxGameGodxx

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i just see how many civilians i can kill

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LOL_omega

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) do you think the mega mines are the best ?

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LOL_omega

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) where is the traffic light?

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LOL_omega

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i beat the game 3 times.

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legodeath

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i won the whole thing+i have the missiles+i have the golden van with boost(van and boost comes with winning the tenth mission)+i bought everything.

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zak1

Feb. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so what i robbed a bank that doesnt mean you get to shoot

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tamooka

Feb. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they would have some sort of median dividing the highway...

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willhd

Feb. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hi guys found a glitch when you loss credits in the car chase and you pause you keep losing creits

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charc

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it's actually worth it to finish level "11". or level 10 as it should be

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fanboys11

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Huh? i got the medium badge when i beat lvl 9 wierd oh well :P

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