Comments for The Heist

avatar for LeeGamer
LeeGamer

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So a police car crashed into a civilians car and destroyed it, but it comes out of MY pay!?

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LuigiBro1

Jul. 13, 2014

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Humaix

Jul. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game

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username1357

Jul. 9, 2014

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Vstuar2

Jun. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I've figured it out. At the end of every mission it fades to black because you pass out from exhaustion from the long chase and after the police catch you they're like "Well, you were actually a good sport, you can keep what you stole. You only have to pay about $1000 for every civilian life you took. You can also have the money you stole from our dead cops."

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MKelley21

Jun. 9, 2014

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Alexandros9

Jun. 9, 2014

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sage312

May. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i love how i can't resist the urge to swerve back and forth across the road just spamming the slammers - 5/5

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randonguy227

May. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think that if you saw a black van going roughly 100 mph you would pull off to avoid getting hit, not play chicken with it.

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lonpos

May. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The worst part is the fact that the police cause more damage to civilians than you... I lost too many damn credits because of those damn "police"!

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FREDERICK2012

May. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Acheivements are not working

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ApatheticGamer

May. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Just like Need for Speed where if a cop "pull you over" for going 5 MPH under the speed limit for having a pink lambo you get your car impounded.

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chrome457

May. 4, 2014

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chrome457

May. 4, 2014

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gerheart

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is a nice little game. I also have the highest all-time score for most levels completed, and that makes me happy since, as far as I know, I don't have that score on any other game.

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BrodyNz

May. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A better name for this game would be ''The Getaway driver'' Since you never actually take part in a heist..

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GuianR

Apr. 25, 2014

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bicpearce

Apr. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So, I have a van that's indestructible and can fly a hundred feet into the air over an overpass, but it can only carry one weapon at a time?

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superchinny

Mar. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) mute would be wonderful

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Lpfan

Mar. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Boss: "Yeah, show those cops how it's done! Spin them out, blow them up and I'll pay you extra! But if you hurt any of those poor civilians, it's coming out of your pay!"

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demyx3

Mar. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "We need a getaway driver, drive it like you stole it!" I have an idea....Why don't you just NOT get caught in the first place!

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ragevc11

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WAIT THRESHOLD MY OTHER COMMENT IT SLOWS YOU DOWN how to survive: you need to swerve left and right like thunder and crash the cop cars into eachother because they both have equal health and damage so they are 1 hit ko on eachother

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ragevc11

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how to survive forever: just drive in the middle of both lanes and crash the closest cop cars. repeat that to not lose forever

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science9

Mar. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hey like this so others can see, THERE IS A HEIST 2 ON JOHNNYTWOSHOES.COM!

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science9

Mar. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, I love it. Too bad you guys (the johnnytwoshoes) stopped coding.

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eyalkapi

Mar. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why is the second recruitable guy's skill is planning and the last one's planner?

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PatrickM101

Mar. 2, 2014

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zatho96

Feb. 22, 2014

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gianni1971

Feb. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1 have all stufs

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DeadlyDad

Feb. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The dev has an... interesting... take on high-speed chases. As a wanted criminal, is it *really* my job to protect citizens from the police?

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rushnoflush6

Jan. 27, 2014

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long2er2

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you realize that the vans with flashing lights are police vans not ambulances...

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rushnoflush6

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) gold van, missiles, engine 6, armour 6 = IMPOSSIBLE

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elkkukissa

Jan. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YES! Ive been looking for this game for 1 year! (No Joke!) I was soo addicted to this, so i would play it again! :D

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MrDucky13

Jan. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *uses slammer, car DIRECTLY in front of me goes flying* ... I think I broke physics...

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Papa_Luigi

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Heist 2 exists, but is on other sites. Too bad he didn't upload it here...

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SlySkyrimTheif

Dec. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how crashing through an uncountable amount of cars and expolsions doesn't waver your van one bit

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That516Kid

Dec. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty awesome game i wanna see The Heist 2! this could be somthing good :)

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bird_gamer

Dec. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *discord

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bird_gamer

Dec. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the only game let you play as dicord :D

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standarduck

Dec. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like the music!

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FaceofSmilers

Dec. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Made cops kill themselves by i was jumping heading for the corner then i was out of the road police kept crashing awesome!!

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giantwalrus

Dec. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously, at least ONE of these civilians have to have car insurance.

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masternjs

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) now i know how the driver in payday 2 feels

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jasondads

Dec. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) secret475 there already is a heist 2

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daxes2003

Nov. 30, 2013

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daxes2003

Nov. 30, 2013

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glock6275

Nov. 28, 2013

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tanktr

Nov. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if you see people shoot at you quit ramming.

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secret475

Nov. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Will there be The Heist 2?

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