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JACKK123321

Apr. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Need to make a 2nd one! PLZZZZ

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ProspectorSam

Apr. 20, 2016

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zekezeke

Mar. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I'm putting, like, 75% of the blame for accidents on the drivers. I don't WANT to kill you, just pull over and we can all forget this

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SomewhatKinda

Mar. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Best parts of the game: 1. the slammer and 2. T boning the little cars.

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deathdenogla

Mar. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) why do the cops drive like they are drunk they cuase mass wreaks just trying to get to me thank goodness I can help them get back on the road with oil :D

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jasontheawsome

Jan. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) BANANA DASH POSYTER

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DragonOnSteroids

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I think I see a problem with the Police's "Pay everyone who destroys one of our cars" and "Drive right next to the Slammer if at all possible" policies...

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DragonOnSteroids

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Has the council never heard of crash barriers?

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InFeRAD

Dec. 22, 2015

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URSAMAJOR03

Dec. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So the cops go into the opposite lane to chase me, and he causes a car crash of 9 cars, and I'm the only one they wanna send to jail?

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URSAMAJOR03

Dec. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, although I wish there was a bit more content and levels.

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kawsdoom

Dec. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I like the muzic ^^

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littleplayer

Dec. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) How to profit more than from heist itself: Get missiles, choose a single lane, hold the arrow button and space button. You end up with around x3 more from bombing police than from the heist. :D

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capt_arsepaste

Nov. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is definitely in my "Top 10 games where you can earn a Medium badge by holding down a single key for 30 minutes" list.

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nozetsu

Nov. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I'm trying to save civilian cars from the police madmen. Also, can you loose in tis game? What is armor for?

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jaymz19

Oct. 16, 2015

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HuthayfahA

Oct. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can we take a moment to realize that traffic is more chaotic BEFORE the high-speed chase?

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tymon80

Oct. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know Michael Bay was a game developer. :o

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boberdale

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) yet another good game ruined by the sticky keyboard bug....

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Andyb112

Sep. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Weapons barley do anything.

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Mobster007

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me or doesn't my weapon do anything? I'm hitting space like crazy but nothing happens?!

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iamtheliberty7

Aug. 27, 2015

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ShadowLover

Aug. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is an underrated gem! but when i pictured the slammer upgrade i was thinking it would hit the cars in front of me not on my sides... all well it was funny xD

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oOswordOo1321

Aug. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) why is it that when we get back to base the cops just decide not to bust us? I mean come on! I go right back to base and the cops leave! oh well 4/5

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XxNooNgaXx

Jul. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game is too easy.. That's the only fault i have otherwise it's a fun game. I was thinking like the cops shooting your armoured vehicle isn't doing squat. Maybe with the helicopter have it equipped rockets and have the police vehicles equip like spikes or something.

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knightwing013

Jul. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) it is a great game you drive around rob banks it is fun but the second instalment in the series is totaly better

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LobotheProtector

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is an overall great game. Finicky here and there but other than that, amazing. I remember playing this years ago. Great then and still great now.

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Xok234

Jul. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's a nice game, but I wish it had more variety to it. It gets stale super quickly.

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Korek2002

Jun. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) sUPEr gAMe

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asadullah45

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) its a really great game but its hard to resist smashing into cars and blowing up the cops XD

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Mutatedcats

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) We get all that money and then fly directly into the sun? Are we protesting against space travel? What is going on?

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Trorad

Jun. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 8/8 m8

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OdinJr

May. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i say you save up for the missles, once yo have the missles you can play the game smoothly because it blows so much police up you get more money then you start with.

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jlwill69

May. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this reminds me of the old spongebob "drive forever with the formula game"

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yoooker

May. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i finished this game about 3 times before discovering kongregate.. well its gonna be fun the fourth time :D

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BrockHarrington

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) If you complete the last mission, you get a golden van!

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DarkAdonis

Apr. 13, 2015

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EpicJolt

Mar. 21, 2015

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EpicJolt

Mar. 19, 2015

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EpicJolt

Mar. 19, 2015

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flamewarri22

Mar. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) dat bling van dough.

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vovillia

Feb. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So, ugh, I've played a lot of gta games, and other car conflict, smash 'em up games, and I have never ever jumped in the air after smashing a police car into the barrier....

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minicrafter8401K

Feb. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Damn, and I just see that the Heist 2 has already came out.

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minicrafter8401K

Feb. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Loses half his credits* Well your the one who let me turn my van into a tank by upgrading armor and buying a damn missile launcher. Btw, I love how it almost makes it seem that you are actually doing heists, and not just a BLOW EVERYTHING UP game. Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 7 out of 8 (What a twist). I would really love if you could make The Heist 2 where you actually do heists.

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Bsanders101203

Jan. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) How about you, um I don't know, SHOOT THEM WITH A ROCKET

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lgraesner

Jan. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The Heist II is already released, but not here on Kongregate. You can find it on the website of the creator: http://www.johnnytwoshoes.com/game/theheisttwo

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jb116

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A Pretty Cool Game But I Hate It When There Are Too Many Cars In My Way 3/5

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armanne

Dec. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What I don't get is how a police crash into a civillian and I have to pay for it

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Katzenkebap

Dec. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The true hero of this game is the repair guy, for he came up with the idea of a slammer, which not only defied all laws of physics, but also crushed the entire national guard.

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clixri

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Needs number 2 + so dev can see (P.S. the rateing is 3.9 too)

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