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As soon as I had leveled up completely, won the badges, and bought all the weapons, I replayed three levels with the missile launcher, reaching almost $2,000,000 in collateral damage. Just to teach those pesky civilians to STAY OUT OF MY LANE, SUCKERS.
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The ultimate testament to lack of government investments in today's police: a single nondescript black van is dangerous enough to destroy hundreds of thousands of dollars in public property and countless police cars, while remaining strong enough to withstand gunfire. Where are vehicles like that for our police forces? And that's without the mines, automatic guns, and missiles. (Of course, if we gave near-invincible cars out to anybody, chances are that the policemen would either turn into criminals or turn out to be criminals in disguise. Go figure.)
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Why do we lose money when we slam into passing cars? (I mean, we just stole their tax dollars, or something.) Not moving out of the way when a car chase is happening right behind you is just dumb.
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Has anyone seen the way these people drive on the highway? All I have to say is the police have a lot of work ahead of them.
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This game is a great influence. It teaches you in later life sucessful robbers get a lot of money. It also teaches people slammers make the sides of your car invincible.
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I don't need to slow down at the intersections, because the road is so filled with crashes, so the cars have already exploded.
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incredible game, gave me a lot of fun for an hour or so. I do think you might want to put the priorities for specialists in order, though. I didn't like how i got a specialist that wasn't what i needed for lvl 10, i needed a planner and got a decoy instead. Other than that, 4.5/5, 9/10
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I played and beat the second one but haven't got to the first which is why i'm playing it now..to beat it and claim i beat them both...for those who havent played the second its much better than the first even tho the first is still good...5/5 for both
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i thoughrt they were ambulances but theyre cops aswell HEY I DIDNT MAKE THOES TWO CRASH TOGETHER I SHOULDNT LOSE POINTS FOR OTHER PEOPLES MISTAKES IM NOT THE ONLY SPEEDER AROUND HERE >XD
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so we are ruthless enough to steal money from big banks and kill cops on a daily basses, but we pay compensation for any civis we kill? that sounds about right