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*Reads Job application for Ice Cream truck driver* "Bob's friendly Ice Cream Service can not be held liable for the following. Death by motor collision, Death by motor collision...caused by an oil slick, death by police shooting you, death by robbers shooting you, death by being shot by missiles and then hurled 50 feet in the air and exploding into a cataclysmic fireball" Welcome to the company :D
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WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CREDITS WHEN I CAN MAKE TEN CARS EXPLODE IN A CHAIN?!?!?! JUST TAKE ALL MY CREDITS I DON'T CARE!
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Dear Kongregate,
Please get The Heist 2 on your site (with appropriate badges of course). Look it up....it's a legit game/sequel by the same people.
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i have learned that i can practice how to heist and avoid,jump, and hit random cars and police cruisers but its just another dream that i can make.
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i got the early retirement badge before doing mission 10 it seems to unlock when you first unlock mission 10.
odd huh?
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I like the part where the police destroyed civilian cars, they got stuck in front of me, and deducted 100k credits from my score because they kept bouncing into me. Annoying as hell...
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i cant freaking play what the crap the arow keys do nothing actually everything does nothing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Some tips:
Try to balance your upgrades. It helps.
For money, spam the level 'Bank Heist'.
Don't overuse your weapon. :)
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"Hey Dave, where's the police chief?" "He got put in the slammer."
"Really? He was arrested?" 'No, some guy in a black van drove up next to his squad car and knocked him into oncoming."
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Qustion time:If the cops are shooting me, and if i already know from observing that the guns of a police car are designed to hit the tires, then why am i not stopping when i get bombarded with 20 bulets?