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"I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear
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For BotD people: the best way I've found to get a perfect launch is to do it right at the start, before the needle has gone a whole turn. It's slightly slower then.
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how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?
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Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!
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"Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."
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I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..
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"That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.
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Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.
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audience members: i'll just sit here while that crazed bison goes on a killing spree. i should be safe. burrito bison: those gummy bears are running away! i should go kill them and ignore the ones sitting right there.
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darn...
gummy bears were my favourite....
but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see!
DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!
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Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?
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One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!
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Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him?
Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.
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Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011
Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear.
Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear.
R.I.P.
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Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"
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You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.
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Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head?
By being a gummy bear