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Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...
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"Today, Burrito Bison made his 273rd escape attempt. Police took him back to the ring to face the Jawbreaker, who is still refusing medical attention. In other news, chilis; are they dangerous to out sweet children?" -Gummy Bear News
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"Ahh, waking up in gummy world" ~Breaking News~ A Burrito is flying through doors and bouncing off of our bretheren, we strongly reccomend you stay indoors~ "I have an idea! ill try to outrun the bison and hang glide faster than him!"
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when you reach a point where a giant door is close enough for you to prepare but you land on a cop... the gummies... they... they... M O O N R U N
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No matter how many doors I break, cops I beat up, or rockets I hijack, they still think it's a good idea to put me back in that ring instead of just locking me up.
Maybe pouncing on gummies is part of the sport that the spectators pay to see.
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What's cool is, not only do you totally smash into the jawbreaker on a perfect launch, you also rob him as you bounce off of him! Also, which shopkeeper in Candyland is selling you these upgrades? Candyland black market, perhaps... And they let gummy bears ride around town on ballistic missiles and running around with bombs... The cops have far worse problems on their hands besides a bison trying to smash through a mirror wall.
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"hey! I'm sellin' stuff that makes more gummys on rockets apear. no it's no drug. just trust me" said the invisible guy in the gummyprison.
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Policeman Captain: "There he is!! keep running faster than him so that if he lands farther we block him off!" Policeman Private: "But sir... why don't we all just tell the people to stop running and go along with him? That way he will have to lose speed and fall...." Policeman Captain: "HELL NO, KEEP RUNNING ALONG WITH THE PEOPLE, WE CANNOT ALLOW HIM TO STOMP US!!!"
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To get through the last wall (glass), your speed needs to be at LEAST 3/4's of maximum or very nearly red!
2nd gate you need to be going at least 1/2 of maximum.
Good game.
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These gummies should be thanking me. Do they even know how many of their citizens carry bombs with them to watch wrestling?
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These must be the infamous Haribo laxative gummy bears? (http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM)
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You know you are the guy with the worst luck ever when you land on 3 police cops in a row with no rocket slams and you're on the last zone before completing the game. T.T
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"Uh, chief, that wrestler guy keeps escaping and killing dozens of citizens every time we put him back in the ring. Maybe we should, uh, put him in a prison cell?" - Cop
"NEVER. I WANNA SEE A WRESTLING MATCH." -Chief of police
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And not to mention, the cops are extremly OverPowered. Even if you rocket smash them, you still slow down, which can end a perfect run.
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That Bison reminds me of Macho Man Randy Savage for some reason... MACHO MADNESS! SKY'S THE LIMIT! Plus he can do the elbow drop for one of his falling poses. Ooh yeaaaaah! 5/5
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>Burrito bison tries to escape 70 times
>Cops still but him in a ring with a knocked-out jawbreaker, allowing him to try to escape again.