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Seeing how quick the background is going through at top speed, Id like to know how the heck those gummy bears are running THAT FAST? were they all offspring of the flash or something?
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I love how the cops just ignore the guys running around with GIGANTIC BOMBS IN THEIR HANDS IN A HUGE STADIUM-FULL OF PEOPLE and instead go after me.
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Ah, there's just something intrinsically hilarious about watching a big beefy masked wrestler guy bouncing on a pogo stick with a deadly serious expression on his face.
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Is there a save function in this game? Must...rejoin...productive society...but...cannot...bear...to...lose...epicness...
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What I don't understand why the Gummy Bears keep putting a Bison in the same ring with a guy with bandages and a bruised face, cowering in from of the bison, who always escapes and can kill hundreds of gummy bears in a single run. Then he gets the money from the Gummy Bears, and he can buy rockets to kill even more Gummy Bears FROM some Gummy Bear store.
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Did anyone else get the sky glitch where all of the action is going on UP IN THE AIR!?! The clouds were the floor. Itwas awesome!!!!
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Sir, the prisoner escaped but I recaptured him" "Great. Resupply him with rockets, take him shopping for weapons and then put him back in the ring he just escaped from
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His muscles can break though a giant wooden door without even getting a single splinter, yet if he hits the soft candy ground, he bleeds?
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Police officer: Mayor, the bison just broke out and killed lots of gummy bears!
Mayor: no problem, just install some new, more elastic cables, thinner doors, let him buy some rockets, cover him in oil, carry more of your cash with you and make sure to use your gliders, pogo sticks, bubble gum and chilli peppers... now go stop him!
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Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.
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Did anybody else get a random skylaunch thing where the game was all buggy and the starting launch was like higher than normal?
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The best part about the gameplay is that there's no auto-death obstacles that you will randomly hit when going at ludicrous speeds, thus making you lose, with no chance of avoiding it, cause you cant react with such little time. I also like how there arent any air obstacles or offscreen obstacles that will get in your way. Autodeath obstacles (and offscreens especially) were a pet peeve of mine in games like Toss The Turtle.
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yeah im a huge bison that weighs a ton and your a gummy bear cop that is 15 calories of course you beat me no contest
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a gummy bear was holding a ballon made of another gummy bear, "hey Jim i like your person ballon "oh thanks you see it was a messy process and is scientifically for this to be possible but thanks!"
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wait, a glass wall can stand a giant wrestler guy in a bison mask and a diaper diving out of the sky in a ball of cotton candy and still not break