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I always love these catapult style games but they can often feel a bit too grindy, and this one does. Upgrades seem to come really slowly and the randomness of the police and special gummies makes it a bit frustrating. Plus it seems like sometimes the body slams will break the police without slowing you down and sometimes not. All in all, fun game, just could be a little less grindy. 3.5/5
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gummy bear: sir the bison is escaping!!!
Gummy King: send our best forces to stop him!
half-hour later: gummy bear: sir he's just finished squishing the 8th mindless mob would you like me to send the 9th?
Gummy King: yes but ensure the about-to-be-slaughtered are armed.
gummy bear: what shall i arm them with? cattle prods, 50 cals., M-80s?
Gummy King: No arm them with bubble gum, chilli peppers, and obscene amounts of cash.
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*Burrito bison gets to injured*Police:Ok jawbreaker were going to take you back into the ring only to lower the population of our kind.No harm there!
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Jawbreaker: I know you wanna break my jaw, but I'm going to stand here and let you do so. Bison:Why? Jawbreaker:Coz I have broken many others' jaws and I wanna know how it feels when my jaw is broken.
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If this really happen to me, trapped inside Candyland... I won't try to escape. I'll just stay there and enjoy all those yummy gummies... mmmm~
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Since when do you see a flavoured colourful sweet hold a bomb and run out of a stadium away from a giant animal who wrestles?
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Jawbreaker: I know you wanna break my jaw, but I'm going to stand here and let you do so.
Bison:Why?
Jawbreaker:Coz I have broken many others' jaws and I wanna know how it feels when my jaw is broken.
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It feels VERY satisfying to kill the heck out of those gummies for imprisoning you. The style is awesome and the music is very boastful. My only issue is that sometimes the hit detection is wonky. Even though I hit a gummy, I might still hit the floor. And even if I hit a cop with the rocket boost, he still slows me down. But I still managed to beat it, so it's only a minor gripe. 5/5
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I hate those times when you get like 7 sweet impacts and youre like im gonna make it im gonna make it but then you suddenly you hit a cop and youre like............DAMMIT!
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That Bison reminds me of Macho Man Randy Savage for some reason... MACHO MADNESS! SKY'S THE LIMIT! Plus he can do the elbow drop for one of his falling poses. Ooh yeaaaaah! 5/5
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when going to hit a door (the run-up thing) and hit a police gummy (and dont bounce on him) the other gummys on-screen run backwards!