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Guard 1: Hey look bloody footprints leading behind a crate! Guard 2: PSSSSSSHHHH f*ck that sh*t lets go run around in random directions!
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Why is everyone attempting to copy the comments that got +'d instead of, you know, posting productive comments?
Pretty good game, but the AI needs work. To improve, a better sound track and doors should be implemented. The fact that the target can walk around makes it really easy to just wait for the win. You should add extra medals that recognize if you beat a level without the alarm ever going off, it'd make for a good impossible badge and more gameplay.
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"Sir, I just saw someone walk into the bathroom"
"Ok, have a check in there"
"Theres no-one in there, maybe he's invisible"
"yeah, and i spend my whole day staring at the wall, back to work"
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lol! A guard was shooting at me, I went in the toilet right next to me and the guard walked on. He must be scared of toilets.
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Guard: Lets check the only hiding place in this entire building.
Other guard: No you idiot, we need to go to the center of the building and run around in circles then give up. THATS HOW WE ROLL!!!
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i like how the guards aren't on a certain path the just randomly walk around in every direction but they can see you farther then there red lights.
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I do believe eleleteam was wrong. His best ability is NOT that he can see the ENTIRE level, but that he can see WHERE his enemies can see HIM.
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i admit having the guards be killable is stupid but what if you had a way to stun them? like a laser flash to the cornea temporarily blinding or a flash bang grenade. +?
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oh it would be beast if this was online for example about 3-4 people would be guards, they couldnt dash and they could only see people if it was in their sighting they shoot with mouse they had unlimited ammo and they could type stuff and it would appear in a bubble over their head target: they could dash but could only see people in their sighting Assassin: could see everyone can dash once they kill the target or guard kill assassin game is over. click + if this would be awesome
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Guard: I saw the assasin! time to run around in circles not going behind the completley obvious crates he's in! Boss: You do that, i'll walk behind the crates hoping there isnt a assasin trying to murder me.
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i also realized how the person you kill is always blind and can't even see a man with a knife. The guards should be guarding him not looking for Leprechauns!
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What company hires out guards like this: Gardz r' us- they'll wander aimlessly andgive up on finding your killer around thirty seconds after they spot your body $2.99/hr.
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Guard:"I was shooting this guy behind a crate and he just disappeared, I better run to the other side of the building!"
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Everyone seems to be implying the guards are idiots.. The tutorial explicitly states that "There are some security guards in every level. They are smart." At this point I decided to skip the rest of the tutorial as it obviously was created by a guard.
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sir it seems we have learned to be invincble to being killed by assasins why dont we teach the boss this?" "ha ha ha...... rookies..... you see rookie we dont payed enough to do this" "but sir its easy all we have to do is put on blue suits and not wear green""son like i said before besides the boss likes green" "but sir if the assanins can only kill people wearing green i mean only GREEN its just silly he could also wear red too and why is it all our bosses are killed but people still hire us" "rookie.... you ask to many questions.... why dont you put this new green armor on over the blue lets er see if the assasin can kill you" "but sir if i put that on....gulp" the rookie was found dead but for some reason the guards couldnt find his killer
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Guard rules: 1. Make sure to stay AWAY from the person you're guarding. 2. Do not check any places that could appear to be a 100% excellent place for hiding. 3. Say random, stupid quotes while you're running around. 4. Only stay on alarm for a few seconds, then think that the dead boss was really just a hallucination and give up. 5. Check EVERY place that appears absolutely coverless for 5 minutes.
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If you die after killing the dude you were supposed to, you didn't fail the assassination, you failed the escape. Right?
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It's not that they're stupid, they just would rather live. "Hey man, a trail of bloody footprints leading behind those crates, Should we check it out?" "Someone got past security and stabbed a man to death, is obviously trained with a blade, and you want to chase him? Screw that, I'm gonna stare at this wall for a while.
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Am I the only one that turns invisible only to have the guards stand there and stare right at me, waiting for me to turn visible again?
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when a guard says 'look everywhere' you know that he means "look everywhere, except for the small nooks and crannies perfect for hiding in if you've just committed an assassination"
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Actually, my favorite is, when they stumble upon the corpse, "damn it!", as if he's thinking "DAMMIT! Third time this week... I hate my job."
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Every time I play this game thinking "This time I'll get the Badge" I get to Level 12 or so then rage-quit when a guard stands next to me for 15 seconds and my invisibility runs out :(
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'Hey!The Guy's Dead!Catch The Assasin!!!!!'After A Few Sec's And Unsuccesfully Catching The Assasin.'Well,We Cant Find Him So,....What The Hell,Let's Continue Guarding Even Though The Payer Is Dead.'
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"aaaaarrrggghhh!!!"
guard "was that the boss should we check?"
other guard" shut up!!! if you see him...... run around in circles and shout 'where'd he go?'
"ok."
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these guards are obviously very accurate i mean you think six guards all shooting at you at the same time you would be dead, well especially if two are at point blank range i mean, COME ON