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A variety of things that happened to me that I found unusual on Level 6: 1. The guard walked in on me while I was on the toilet 2. The guard also shot me 3. The guards immediately turned around before seeing the body as if they didn't want to search 4. The guards camped outside while I was on the toilet 5. Every time I got near the exit a guard saw me the second before and I had to hide again 6. A guard shot me through a wall 7.When my blood fell in the toilet it didn't flush down and the janitor filed a complaint.
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Randomly guards get smart. I can kill the boss and then hide right on top of his body 1 map. But another I can't even hide in the bathroom without a guard seeing me through the wall.
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When the guard says "we should find him" after seeing the dead body, i kind of wonder why he came to that conclusion. Then i hope maybe he decides not to look for me.
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Senior Guard: Look a guy!, oh he's gone, rookie, look on the outside don't go into any buildings, walk randomly, AND NEVER EVER EVER FOLLOW CLUES.
Rookie:oh, ok Look, he's in that warehouse, behind those crates next to the bloody footprints!
Senior Guard: *BANG* The new guys are always such renegades. *puts gun away*
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Tutorial, page 2/6: "The Guards are smart, they will try to kill you if they see you".
Biggest lie of all Ultimate Assasin games.
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guard 1: who did this?
guard 2: somebody killed the boss, what we do?
guard 1: let's follow these bloody footprints!
guard 3: nope, that wall look suspicious...
guard 2: you're right! hey,look, a manhole just come from nothing!
guard 1: should we check this out? he maybe espace from here.
guard 3: nope, that's fine. OH WAiT, THERE HE IS!
guard 2: i got him! he doesn't gonna escape, he is cornered
guard 1: wtf, he just disapeared, but doesn't have any exit here, let's check this!
guard 3: nope, i'm still thinking about that wall right there.
guard 2: alright, let's go there.
guard 1: but he was right here, one of us shouldn't stay here and look for him or at least wait for him in that manhole?
guard 3:http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Nope+_cbc45ead5915c6cd34e5aea7cf0c73a3.png
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game is pretty good, but some things like i become invisible but guy goes through me and don't fell anything, the fact the vision of the guard is like 5 feet big,the fact they look more to walls than the boss and they lack ability to search for something kind make assasination looks easy
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Sir I just saw a guy over there go behind that crate but now he has disappeared.Son you are either crazy or you saw an assassin who can travel fast if he wants to can turn invisible when he wants to but only for a limited amount of time and came here through a portal and will leave here through a portal and cant kill you gaurds but can kill me.Is that what you saw Son
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I love how when you kill the boss and they find the dead body there like "LETS FIND HIM!" "WHO DID THIS??" and then after they kill you their just like "he's dead" and act all casual again
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I hear you have a mission for me. "Yes. This man, green suit. Surrounds himself with short sighted blue suited guards armed with guns." Good. Building layout? "Here you go." Why are there no entrances or exits? "Security." I see. How should I enter? "Don't worry we'll teleport you in here." Impressive, but why not closer? "Don't feel like it." Uh, I see. Okay so I'll start by killing this one and- "No, no killing guards." What? Okay...whatever. I guess I'll just grab my silencer and- "No no! No guns! Here's a knife." ...What? "It's a special knife, trust me." I...okay. Where's my extraction point? "We'll tell you after you take out the target." I...don't want this job. Lol
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OK, so I kill the boss and blood splatter on the guard. Guard: Let's not notice the blood all over me, but instead go check the empty corner! Me: escapes.
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@RTerranM "Seriously, the fourth game better give us the ability to kill guards or I' am going to scream bloody murder..."
Actually carrying out bloody murder or screaming bloody murder? Good idea!
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Jerk Guard: "Oh let me check that hidey hole behind the crates... nope no one here." Moves away, then turns around and goes back. "Let me check it one more time, just in case. Nope, still no one here." Once again he moves away, but... "Alright, just one more tiny little check won't hurt..."
Me (screaming at the screen): "MY BATTERY IS NOT INFINITE YOU IDIOT!"
Seriously, the fourth game better give us the ability to kill guards or I' am going to scream bloody murder...
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The only thing hard about this game is sitting in agony waiting for the perfect chance to get back to the escape hole....while you sit and watch the mindless guards go back and forth in the same area for hours.
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Hey guys it's iMERKuBADLY567 again, here is 2 hints, use z=speed to kill the guy and to escape, use x=invisibility when your right next to a guard.
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boss "I'm going to go for a walk alone unarmed unprotected and well away for the guards, when my guards just spotted an assassin with a knife."
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boss i saw an assassin what should i do!?" guard boss "OK new boy stare at that wall and don't bother looking in any rooms or behind crates!" new boy " the boss is dead!!" guard boss "RUN AROUND AND SHOUT THAT YOU WANT TO KILL HIM HE MIGHT COME OUT" *1min later* Guard "lets give up and don't bother to cover the man hole that's the only exit out off here