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It would be nice if we could kill the gaurds, not to make the game easier, but to add a more realistic element, + if you agree...
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were the best police men thats why we sperd out and the boss gets killed thats why were the bomb
assassin says. they suck balls
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hey guys did you know theres a hack some how i went near a box and a dude found me and started shooting me and keepet missing me
so smart police man can't even shoot me
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Now cadets! We are trained military operatives! If you find a bloody body with a trail that leads you to the killer do not follow it! It could be a trap! Just run around for a bit then act like nothing happened. The killer will have probably left by then!
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help wanted:
employer: man in green suit. IQ of 0
NEEDS TO WEAR BLUE SUIT. WILL NOT FOLLOW BLOODY FOOTPRINTS. CAN RUN AROUND FOR 10 SECONDS. IQ MUST BE LOWER THAN 1
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Guard 1: hey did you check the anti portal entrance. Guard 2: oh yeah yeah i did it if i didnt ill lose my job hehe. 2 months later... Boss: Stupid why didnt you turned on the anti portal entrance youre fired!. Thus Ultimate assassin 3 has exist and the same story repeats
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Guard 1: Hey, guys, I know the last 10 times we've guarded somebody, they've died, but this time, we'll be extra careful to stick together to check the openest corner possible.
Guard 2: And we dressed the boss in green this time so we don't shoot him by accident.
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"right boss. we need to hide you because we believe you're going to be assassinated.so put on this easy to see bright green clothes and wander about as you please near these suspicious boxes and crates"
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Guard: Boss I saw a assassin run behind those crates!! Boss: Meh Just leave him not like he is here to kill me. Guard: Are you Sure? Boss: Yeah, who knows he could be here for the tea party later on. Guard: Yes SIr! 10 mins later at tea party... Boss: Kill the Assassin! Guard: But, But.... He's here for the tea party!
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I've hit a very odd bug, I was on level 13, and after killing the boss, and being spotted, I hid around a crate with low 'power' and hit 'z'. my shadow faded, but my player stayed dark black. Sure enough my 'power' returned and next time I hit 'z' I was seen and shot. Next try the effect remains, even after restarting the game, and restarting the browser it remains, so I'm wondering if something has stayed in the save game file? Seems unlikely, but I don't seem be be able to hide any more with that save game.
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These guards aren't smart at all, but you have to admit, their aim (You're moving at like 20 MPH and they still hit you) and their reflexes have to count for something.
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+ if you agree it is stupid that it says assassination failed when you killed the boss so that should be a assassination complete because you still killed the boss even though you died it should still count as you winning
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Level 7: "Ok, everybody, form a perfect circle around the boss. Nobody's gonna get to him if we stay like this." "Hey, is anybody else starting to feel funny from the tacos we had earlier?" "OH CRAP! IT'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH ME!! EVERYBODY, START SEARCHING FOR A TOILET!!!"
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As soon as you escape hole appears and you hide they do one of two things they all stand around your hiding spot or around the escape hole no way out half the time but to die because you get caught.
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assassin: dude, I didn't expect you to kill me! You shot me in the face! Guard: I was standing right next to you! Why did you go uninvisible? What the eff did you expect? Assassin: ....you weren't looking directly at me...I thought it would be okay.... (True story.)
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*kills target* MUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *gets shot and runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN! *Gets killed * SOOOOOOOOO CLOSE THE EXIT IS ONE FOOT AWAY!
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ok, what the hell is wrong with my invisibility that whenever I enter invisibility mode, a guard shows up and stands watching me while I'm invisible?
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Builder #1: okay so lets put boxes here in the corner. Builder #21: but that looks like a hiding place and the president will be here. Builder #1: nonsense now should we start the manhole that looks like a getaway oh ya and since the president is here we have to fly him in a helicopter and leave only 1/2 of a guard. Builder#2: Don't tell me you hired those guys that run around like lunatics.Builder #3 Hey I finished the manhole. Good there was a guy dressed in black walking near it. Guard #1 Um the president is dead.
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godd game. but it could be a great game with a few upgradable features. eg; the ability to have camo with run; having longer time to run fast or camo; faster recharge; ability to assasinate gards. because needs this type of thing it wasnt a good as i could be. 3/5
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Guard 1: "Oh my god the boss is dead! We should find the killer!" Guard 2: "No, let's just run back and forth over the bosses body!" Guard 1: "Best idea I've ever heard!"
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guy: your job is to kill this blind guy wearing the green suit. he will be guarded heavily. so when you are ready we will beam you in using this thing you don't need to know about. ready? you:yes guy ok your in: you: i'm all the way across the room, couldn't you teleport me a little closer. guy: no you: fine, i'll just put the silencer on my pistol. guy: no no no!!! you can't use a gun, here use this knife. you: just a knife. guy: no it is a special knife. you: alright i'll just assassinate this gua.. guy: stop!!!!, you can't kill guards. you:alright........ok the guy is dead, get me out of here. guy: you will need to get to the other side of the room for us to beam you out you: why guy: just because. you: when i get out of here i am so quiting this job.
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guard 1"walking around ,protecting the boss,see a guy without a blue suit"*SHOOT HIM,HE DOESNT have a blue suit* all other guards?*yes sir*