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ok, you can kill your target, but not the guards. "Don't worry. The boss is dead, but let's not alert the other guys. They don't need to know."
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guard be lookin and me and bro he be hatin he looks right at meand he starts shootin i camo he be like bro where the hell did he go?
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New Guard: Sir we've checked everywhere in the building for the murderer, except for behind those crates! We should go investigate that area!
Old Guard: ''I know you're new, but because we dn't get paid enough, we don't search EVERYWHERE, okay?''
New Guard: ''What? -Assassin runs past- He-Heyy! Stop! Get hi--
Old Guard: ''Get what? ;)''
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It would be nice if we could kill the gaurds, not to make the game easier, but to add a more realistic element, + if you agree...
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were the best police men thats why we sperd out and the boss gets killed thats why were the bomb
assassin says. they suck balls
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hey guys did you know theres a hack some how i went near a box and a dude found me and started shooting me and keepet missing me
so smart police man can't even shoot me
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Now cadets! We are trained military operatives! If you find a bloody body with a trail that leads you to the killer do not follow it! It could be a trap! Just run around for a bit then act like nothing happened. The killer will have probably left by then!
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help wanted:
employer: man in green suit. IQ of 0
NEEDS TO WEAR BLUE SUIT. WILL NOT FOLLOW BLOODY FOOTPRINTS. CAN RUN AROUND FOR 10 SECONDS. IQ MUST BE LOWER THAN 1
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Guard 1: hey did you check the anti portal entrance. Guard 2: oh yeah yeah i did it if i didnt ill lose my job hehe. 2 months later... Boss: Stupid why didnt you turned on the anti portal entrance youre fired!. Thus Ultimate assassin 3 has exist and the same story repeats
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Guard 1: Hey, guys, I know the last 10 times we've guarded somebody, they've died, but this time, we'll be extra careful to stick together to check the openest corner possible.
Guard 2: And we dressed the boss in green this time so we don't shoot him by accident.
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"right boss. we need to hide you because we believe you're going to be assassinated.so put on this easy to see bright green clothes and wander about as you please near these suspicious boxes and crates"
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Guard: Boss I saw a assassin run behind those crates!! Boss: Meh Just leave him not like he is here to kill me. Guard: Are you Sure? Boss: Yeah, who knows he could be here for the tea party later on. Guard: Yes SIr! 10 mins later at tea party... Boss: Kill the Assassin! Guard: But, But.... He's here for the tea party!
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I've hit a very odd bug, I was on level 13, and after killing the boss, and being spotted, I hid around a crate with low 'power' and hit 'z'. my shadow faded, but my player stayed dark black. Sure enough my 'power' returned and next time I hit 'z' I was seen and shot. Next try the effect remains, even after restarting the game, and restarting the browser it remains, so I'm wondering if something has stayed in the save game file? Seems unlikely, but I don't seem be be able to hide any more with that save game.
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These guards aren't smart at all, but you have to admit, their aim (You're moving at like 20 MPH and they still hit you) and their reflexes have to count for something.
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+ if you agree it is stupid that it says assassination failed when you killed the boss so that should be a assassination complete because you still killed the boss even though you died it should still count as you winning