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Ok, so I stand behind some crates. Now the boss comes, and walks right outside where im hiding. Now he walks straight into me and dies, even tho I did nothing at all to kill him. After that the exit spawns 2m next to where I am. 10/10 would accidently kill their boss again.
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Guard 1: a dead body!!!!!
Guard 2: we must find him
G1: theres blood everywhere
G2: look
G1: what... OMFG there are bloody footprints leading behind those crates.
G2: what should we do G1?????
G1: I got it
G2: what G1, WHAT
G1: stare at that concrete wall for 5 minutes
G2: well yea but we could always stare at that concrete wall for 5 minutes
G1: .... Why didn't I think of that!!!!
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i will find you! even if you duck into that dead end hallway! oh god i lost visual... oh well, he's obviously behind me now, lets go stare into a corner. ho hum.
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this game is funni..SIR OUR BOSS WAS KILLED!! SHOULD I FOLLOW THESE BLOODY FOOT PRINTS TO THAT WALL???? NO, RUN AROUND RETARDEDLY FOR 10 HRS!!!
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SIR, hes dead, wat do we do??? "well soilder, firsts we scream O GOD A BODY!!!!then we continue yelling and screaming at the top of our lungs to gove away our location, and then we walk back in forth all over the body and make our own bloody footprints so we cant follow the other ones, then we simply search open areas and leave all logical places alone." thats all?
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"What? The boss is dead?! Well, let's spawn the manhole in the center of the map on level 7" "But sir isn't that the patrol area of 4 of our guards? How would that be fair to the player?" "--JUST DO IT ROOKIE." [Assassin]: "Ah cool the guard isn't lookin*ALERTALERTALERT*--WAIT WTF?!"
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i hate how the manhole randomly spawns; sometimes its like completely out in the open and i have no choice but to kill myself and start over
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Remember kids, this is what happens when you use rent-a-cops as body guards, did the guy just run into that hidden passage? Na! Should we stick atleast two people with the guy we're protecting? Hell to the No! Should we buy security cameras? Naaaaaaa
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What's with all these complaints of guard stupidity? I just had to wait for five minutes while four guards literally walked circles around the exit. Four out of five guards wandering around the exit in a nice, big map...
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Rookie: Sir! The assassin just ran into that room! What should i do?
Guard: Ok, I know what to do, lets all run around the area around that one room, and search the walls, it's fool-proof!
Rookie: But sir, i ju-
Guard: NO BUTS! Now do as i say
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I love how when you kill the boss and they find the dead body there like "LETS FIND HIM!" "WHO DID THIS??" and then after they kill you their just like "he's dead" and act all casual again
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Guard 1: Hey, guys, I know the last 10 times we've guarded somebody, they've died, but this time, we'll be extra careful to stick together to check the openest corner possible.
Guard 2: And we dressed the boss in green this time so we don't shoot him by accident.
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These guards aren't smart at all, but you have to admit, their aim (You're moving at like 20 MPH and they still hit you) and their reflexes have to count for something.
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Though I agree with gkumbredood (From 3 Years Ago) that his birdsight-Ability is an advantage, I have to point out that he has 2 Other awesome Skills I'd like to have. For starters: His Freezing-Time-Skill, which allows him to look at any situation without actually having to worry about getting caught while observing. The other Talent he seems to have is Time/Dimension-Shift. Everytime he dies he can go back to a few moments earlier and try to fulfil his task. It appears that by using this Ability he also changes Reality in some way, you'll notice that the circumstances can be either harder or easier than before. (Guard in first scenario went straight in your direction the first time around, the second time around he went the other way.)
This must be some Ninja from some Epic game that was never made in our dimension, but surely in one Dimension where he died once. Somehow his actions led him to die while he was in our dimension, so somebody made a game about him.
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guard 1"walking around ,protecting the boss,see a guy without a blue suit"*SHOOT HIM,HE DOESNT have a blue suit* all other guards?*yes sir*
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Guard: Guys, I just found him! He's running behind that ledge three feet away fro- Where is he?! I cant... Where?! OH GUYS! HERE HE I- OH MY GOD, BOSS! I'LL GET YOU, ASSASIN! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! THREE FEET INFRONT OF ME, BEHIND A BO-... Where is he again?
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"FIND HIM!" "Sir wouldn't he be hiding inside that narrow space there?" "NEVER! HE'S HIDING ALL THE WAY OVER THERE WHERE THERES 5 GUARDS! GO CHECK YOURSELF" *Strolls into exit portal*
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"HEY LETS FOLLOW THE BLACK GUY COVERED IN BLOOD AND IS CARRYING A KNIFE." nnaahh to lazy lets just let him get away with it
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(Guard1) Since we're all in the same room as the boss, we should look away from him at the same time for about 10... maybe 15 seconds. (Guard2) Great idea! [15 seconds later] (Guard1) Oh my god someone killed the boss!!! (guard3) You go to that corner, you to that corner, and rookie I don't care what you do as long as you don't follow those bloody footprints out the only exit in this entire room! (Rookie) Got it Sir!
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lol someone saw me on level 6 and so i just ran as fast as a i could to the toilets and they didnt bother looking there
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lol guard 1: ill just check this spot. guard 2: check it again, because he might be invisible! guard 1:that would be just stupid, just because there's bloody footprints leading there doesnt mean that he's there.
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And why can't I go in the manhole just because people are shooting at me? And what's with how long it takes for this manhole to magically appear out of nowhere?
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Jimmy here, I am patrolling the corridors.... WTF the allarm! Find that guy! I`m checking the west side! Nothing here, except a man who turned invisible before i pointed my gun to it... He turned visible again, but thats not important, now find that fu.. the alarm stopped, everyone take a break, so Tony, how`s your wife?