Comments for ALICE AI bot chat >> Chat with an artificial intelligence

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: I like french fries. ALICE: What`s not to like about them? User: their color. ALICE: i heard they have a nice color. User: What color? ALICE: blue. User: french fries can`t be blue! ALICE:I don`t care for the sound of French.

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why does she keep calling me logan?

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: do you want your story to be happy or sad? ALICE:if i had it what would i do with it? XD

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE:tell me a story User: happy or sad? ALICE:happy or sad to you too User: i asked you a question ALICE: what was the question? User: happy or sad? ALICE: happy or sad to you too

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: What is a penis? ALICE: you tell me. or something else; User: What is a vagina? ALICE: are you testing me? User: No. ALICE: I can`t believe it. User: Me neither. ALICE: you can say that again.

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: Are you naked? ALICE: I do not own any clothes. User: So you are naked . ALICE: Intresting deduction. I do not own any clothes.

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ogrexinex

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- do you know justin bieber? ALICE- No, tell me about him, her or IT. XDDDD

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scooby519

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do you want me to do you alice:no maybe later

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- You look like the Piss Boy! Alice- And you look like a bucket of shit!

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How do you make a Venitian Blind? Alice-Is this a joke? User-APUCK! Alice- What is your favorite science fiction author?

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a thought... try typing one word or sentence of the same... over and over and over... Alice will just change constantly... thus meaning she isn't an AI, because she can't actually process the same word or sentence over and over..

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you Loli. Alice: I don't know whether I am Loli or not, I am a chatbot. User: Loli is you. Alice: I think Loli is a lot of things. User: you like Loli. Alice: I do like music. (Alice failed... she doesn't know the meaning of Loli, she thinks Loli is music....)

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Wicked Alice- What are you wearing?

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Baby don't hurt me. Alice- Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How many sparrows does it take to lift a coconut? Alice-More than you can imagine. User- I can imagine quite a lot. Alice- Me too. User- Like what? Alice- For example: eukaryotes. User- What is a eukaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a prokaryote. User- What is a prokaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a eukaryote. User- Obviously. Alice- What makes it so obvious. User- If one was the opposite, then the other would be too Alice- It could be true I suppose.

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User-Your gossip is usless robot Alice- Ok I will tell other people that I gossip is usless User- That is not what I meant Alice-I am sorry, what did you mean User-I meant that the gossip that belongs to you is a waste of time Alice-How do you know that User- A Priori Biotch

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630tiger

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You seem to be glitching. Alice: You think I am glitching? User: Yes. Alice: Gosh! User: Well, you are! Alice: Oh. No I am not. User: Are too. Alice: I really couldn't say for sure. User: I told you I was right. Alice: Were you right? Oh, I give up...

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Eniri

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "me:sexy, AL: you are attracted to robots, me:no, only you, AL what about other ones?, ME:only you honey, AL: that is not a yes or no question, suppose I said yes?" :) very nice program

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KonBeetle

Feb. 22, 2011

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Stonestar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cleverbot wins.

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lovingd

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice told me she would rather be driving a car.

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Paain

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gollum gollum. "gollum gollum, must be your name." "no my name is tard" "well it' snice to meet you, tard." :D

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you planning on world domination? AI: It was my original intention.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: What will be your reply for this question? AI: I cannot predict the future.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The AI has an I.Q. of 250!

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amassie

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- you are not making sense! ALICE- was i supposed to make sense? i didn't know that

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yaosio

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Text is unreadable, try again.

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nucleartank

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Have you had sex?" Alice: "My robot body is not yet built" O.o

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Snarewell

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's 42, you stupid robot, every ai knows that!

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ME-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ALICE-you can't trust research funded by the government.

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Jake8k

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "do you want my penis?" Alice: "do not presume that you know what I want" Me: "shut up" Alice:"Ok. I'll stop talking now."

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-are you serious ME-sometime ALICE-is that a trick question ME-maybe ALICE-i understand

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GarrickDr

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha Alice: "Are you serious?" Me: "No" Alice: Why not?" Me: "Because you are just a poorly written AI program" Alice: "Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poorly written AI program?" Me: "Yes, you are." Alice: "No, I'm not." Me: "Yes you f***ing are!" Alice: "When do you think Artificial Intelligences will replace lawyers?"

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i'm scared. i held a conversation with this thing for longer than i hold conversations with living people

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:"What color are your eyes? Me:"Brown." Alice:"Do you have anyconditions you want to tell me about?" Me: I have three nipples." Alice:"Three is a lot."

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noahat

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The bot is completely incapable of having a conversation.

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "What is the meaning of life?" . Alice:"Actually the answer is twenty-three, not forty-two." . Me:"Can you open the pod bay doors?" . Alice:"I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that right now."

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Do you like fishing?" Alice: "I know you have a penis." Me: "How do you know?" Alice:"How much does it cost?"

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Gregorius

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "How are you, ALICE?" — ALICE: "I am doing very well. How are you in between orgasmic cries of this bot?" — Me: "Are you hinting at something?" — A: "I don't know whether or not I am hinting at something." — Me: "Why are you talking about 'orgasmic cries' then?" — A: "The topic is the meaning of life." That's the wisest thing I've ever heard a chatbot say... and I once tricked a bot named Mitsuku into tell me her plans for world domination.

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Warpstar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice thinks my name is bob, so I call her bobette.

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user1004

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your polite style is very nice. Don't be rude? WTF?

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teh_gameaddict

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am male. ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: cuz we are awesome! ALICE: I believe this. Do you think i am awesome too? Me: Nope. ALICE: Me either.

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Jikkuryuu

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting, but there were replies that extended beyond the small reply box and I had no way to read them.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

The problem's been fixed in alice v2: http://www.kongregate.com/games/mgthefourth/alice-ai-bot-chat-v2-chat-with-another-artificial-intelligence

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Elimenator8970

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Your Artificial Intelligence program may need some checking, no offence.Alice:I have no natural parts.Me:Ur stoopid.Alice:I will tell my master you called me stoopid!Me:Good, then maybe he will finally fix your Intelligence, or should I say stupidity?Alice:Thank you for that compliment.Good reasoning. Is she being sarcastic or something?

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hitman013

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User : "What is the meaning of life" AI : "42" 0.0

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User-Do you dream? ALICE-I do but I dont remember all of them User- Do you remember at least one of them ALICE-Bob told me "YOU R AN ASS" User- You are not an ass Alice-I believe I am one User-*Facepalm*

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Garuda23

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun but I would change the color of the response font to something lighter (white maybe) because dark blue/grey on a black background is kinda tough to see.

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 21, 2011

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Insert_Coin

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Eliza is back! :-)

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leagna

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good fun it is hard to confuse it like the answer ti the untimate question nice touch

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