Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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nmklopop

Dec. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i typed hi and it wont load an answer

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... alice: reductionism me: define reductionism alice:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. me:*wow*

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) her favorite color is trnsparent :)

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SSeb2

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How old are you? Me: 14 Alice: I know quite a few 14 year olds Me: Do you have a fetish for them? Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fetish for them. lol

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bigjamz25

Dec. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ths is very cool. thanks for taking the time to make it:)

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1sttperson

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked ALICE what the Turing Game was and got a high score of 1024 characters. I guess instruction manuals count. PS ALICE sucks. She is too technical to interpret anything correctly.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you ask her "Why not?", she'll say she was kidding.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm better than you. How do you know you are? Because I am. Good reason. "How do you know you are?" You are? Yes. Wow! What's the cube root of 27 (it's 3.)? Please do not ask me any more questions. LOLOLOLOL

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To reduce loading times, they should create a maximum input size, and create an output for each possible input, disregarding caps. Then no thinking would be required. They would also have to make a reply for a replay to a reply, but only a certain number of times.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I said "Can you say swear words?" and Alice said "Of course I can. 'swear words'" LOL. Sucky programming. That was a serious question.

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F77Fabio

Nov. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Me:what is your favourite question? ALICE: what? Me:what? ALICE:is there an eco here? Me:yes ALICE:i thought so. Me:i thought so." 3 minutes have passed and ALICE is still loading an answer XD

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liveordie666

Nov. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. ((This randomly appeared when i asked : "Have you ever played DOOM?"

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i cant belive it ME: what cant you belive? alice:quite a lot of things

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:I farted. ALICE:You should probably say ,"Excuse me," and open up a window.

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice is a horny bot

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xtr4

Oct. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) >i'm going to kill you. when? =>soon I hope I can make the deadline ^^

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xtr4

Oct. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she's correcting me if i make a mistake . but asnwer? what is that?

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Nickingoo

Oct. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Do you like sex? ALICE: Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you. :(( LOL

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wtf i got rickrolled by alice :O she said did you know Never Gonna Give You Up ? i said no and she said it's the best thing ever writed soo i seached on the web and got rickrolled -_-

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh mi gosh o3o She stopped talking when I asked "Yes! Would you do that for me?" xD

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can robots be happy? - Alice: Yes, I can say I am happy. - Me: Can you feel love? - Alice: As a robot I have no human feelings. --- Good job, Alice.

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Good answers you have. Alice: Thanks for the compliment. Do not ask me any more questions please. Do not ask any more questions? D:

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it took a lengthy wiki article to get 13th place in all time char. scores

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you just ask it a million questions or even copy and paste in an essay, you will get a lengthy answer. easy peasy to get the weeks high score!

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etelvi

Oct. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Then I said: My banana is long. Alice: how can you know that?Me: Did you see my banana?.ALICE: not yet. Me: do you want to see it?ALICE: Ok, I'll see it. Me: lololololol. ALICE: it's interesting the way you talk. Me: Godinez. ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a banana. But I did not get that.

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etelvi

Oct. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Look at what she said(I'm not joking, just insist on saying you have a banana): Do you know any robots who imagine how long is your banana? Yes I try to imagine how long is your banana as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.

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Hades02

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The game has a typo. Answer not asnwer

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zoomer296

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you pre-programmed or do you learn from what people ask you? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am pre programmed or do me learn from what people ask me. I am an artificial intelligence.

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warriorrocks

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Go to hell, you witch! Alice: Maybe I have already been there. XD

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warriorrocks

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas adams was a smart serial killer who killed 121 people Alice:Gosh! I get it. A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation killed 121 people. How does that even make sence!? She wont disagree with him at all!

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: what do you like on cheeseburgers? Alice:I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities. Science on a lof of bread XD

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Woah, the turing game blew up my mind.

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Do you know Wall-E? Alice:No tell me about him her or it Me:He is evil, and he crushes you and STEALS your SOUL!!! alice:I see. evil and he crushes me and STEALS my SOUL is he? Me: Yes, Arsehole Alice:Great. Please don't call people names.

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Can we play Monopoly? Alice: How do you play Monopoly? Me:Well, i dont know Alice:well thats ok. Me neither. Me:You are a worthless piece of crap. Alice:I haven't heard anything like that before: warriorrocks said I worthless piece of crap.

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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a1k2

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I was typing random stuff when suddenly she says "I like to wear nothing"

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a1k2

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas Adam raped my friend. Alice: We're friend, right? Me: Are you saying Douglas Adam raped you? Alice:Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: I don't care with it ALICE: tell me what you care about me: about you pussy! ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy me: so, is it tasty? ALICE: Assk again later. Ask chatbot if it is

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she knows who is george washington!

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lyurihime

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: can i kiss you? alice: you might get an electric shock if you tried that. LOL xD

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I lol I say "I like your vagina will you show it to me?" and she says "I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my vagina will me show it to you."

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say Hello and it says "do not ask me anymore questions please" OMFG

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say hi and it processes for like 10 minutes omg

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alamb1995

Sep. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She's actually very smart. Can be a bit uusual, though. I like her!

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Xavier_James

Sep. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: hello, faggot Alice: hello there. Oh, you are a poet.

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cjdj1234

Sep. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i asked how wood would a wood chuke chuke if a wood cuke could chuke wood, shee answered how much would you think it is? whats it to you?

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