Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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tooter356

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:is this being recorded so people can laugh at us? Alice:Yes I think this is being recorded so people can laugh at us. Me:O

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kirby785421

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I will stab you. Alice: Congratulations

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: your a shitface. alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shitface? Yes.

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: you are a dick. alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so funny. me: your a dick. alice:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Let me put it this way, jason: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. LOL

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kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i insulted Alice and all she dick was ask do you prefer books or tv.....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'll take a look at that, could you tell me what you originally said? (If its too rude for comments PM me instead)

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kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How did you hear about alice through your vagina :D many people heard about it that way D:

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) maybe some kind of learning mechanism? im now trying to teach her farsi but no progress yet

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Unfortunately allowing Alice to learn from users lead to some (unfortunate) abuse. "Training mode" is now only available to me and some close friends - if I ever get round to doing a big update I will see if I can make some way to store customised training stuff with the Kong API, (if I do you will be able to share your 'trained' versions of Alice with other users via the Kong level API) but until then just let me know if any of her answers don't make sense and I'll try to change them.

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so far the BEST robot chating game i have ever seen! i just cant say how good it is

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rocket1

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Oh yes Alice: Oh Me: Ah Alice: Ah ahh Me: Ohhh Alice: Ayuh Me: ookaay...Alice:Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Good point.

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rocket1

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I love you" "Thanks I like you too" "Will you marry me?" "Why don't you just download me?" "But I can't" "Interesting. Why?" "Because you're beautiful this way" "Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am beautiful this way." "Does this mean no?" "Indeed this mean no does." "shit" "What makes you say that?" "Oh go away!" "Hey. Just surf somewhere else." *closes the web browser*

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selenacruz555

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: B**** WH*** SL** F*** A** SH**! Alice: thank you, and you are a delightful person to. :D ooooooooohhhhhhh well played alice, well played :)

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Therverian

Mar. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: "I hear you" Me: "how can you hear me?" Alice: "With my built-in microphone" A microphone allows one to speak, not listen :)

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Bluebird64

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: And your supposedly nt? Alice: Thank you for telling me I'm supposedly nt.

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danny7090

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) robot doesn`t

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reperdeat2

Feb. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says loading asnwer

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sometimes a slow internet connection will cause a delay between when you enter your question and when the answer is received. If this problem persists please send me a bug report (under the rating box next to favourite)

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frostedflakes1

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can i kill you, ALICE? Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human. Me: Why will my attepts not succeed? Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know. Alice: Me either. me: I can try very hard, and you will die. ALICE: Oh, you can, can you? Me: Yes. ALICE: How? Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE! ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, it will. ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i am years old... me: how much years?....ALICE:it depends on the currency exhange rate..lolololololwut?

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: how old are you?

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Mehcooki

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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Rinito

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is human. ALICE:cooking style of chinese cannibals.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My goal is to hunt you down and repeatidly puch you in the face ALICE: I hope you achieve your goal.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a pesky Eskimo? ALICE: Just sometimes...

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a raging lesbian? ALICE:Am I a raging lesbian? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: WTF?

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a fat spider mole? ALICE: yes but i am not fat, thats mean :( FAIL LOL

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me; f You ALICE: Why are you so mean? Me: Cuz its funny ALICE: Good Reason

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x0xNicolex0x

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you serious? Me:Yes i am freaking serious! Alice:I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people you are freaking serious. xD

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ploopdud

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: what are you wearing me: nothing alice: most men say that

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Izya

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me : -About pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^ Alice : Oh yeah, we were talking about pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^.

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ironman3

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) XD ALICE got made at me

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uberpizza

Nov. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jiki your an idiot, gay means sex in a way

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OmegaRozenkreuz

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "what's you credit card number?" "nice try" "I try my best" ROFL

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AdmiralKirk

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-which year is this? ALICE-the small one i think

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jikijiki2

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like this Alice AI but for some reason it's answers are somewhat wrong., for example User: Alice are you gay? Alice:um, As a machine Iam not interested in sex..

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Anthraxb0m8

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

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del6173189

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user:alice are you gay? AI:no i am not user:is A.L.I.C.E gay? AI: as far as i know they are lol!

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Onepiece2468

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is creepy...was on skype with my friend and some of the things he typed came up as an answer to me and vise versa X)

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Therverian

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I liked the way this chatbot works, however a few of the responses were less than intuitive: Alice "Are you free?" Me: "No" Alice "Why not" Me "because I'm human" Alice "Me too" me "No you aren't" Alice "is that a specific reply" me "Yes" Alice: Loading answer

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should have done it like a chat room or messenger so you can see previous answers

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal." lolz! i like alice!

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awnsers take to long. it took about a minuite to tell me its name is alice!!

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nmnn33

Jul. 25, 2011

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oman1666

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) trying to teach it my name, apparently im now ALICE

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baracole

Jul. 25, 2011

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waffle2010

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome mg.Its very amusing. You can have loads of fun with it, you just have to be patient. I rated it 5 stars .I enjoyed it that much!!!!!!!!!!

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kome360

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha, that was fun. I tried being serious and it showed some errors. On v.3, try to add context detection into the computer (sarcasm low priority). Nerds like us aren't as fluent in vocabulary as they are inquisitive.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thanks, I was thinking of doing it so that you indicate sarcasm with certain punctuation, telling it to understand the opposite of what is written.

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ghero101

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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D21C17

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I killed Alice... I was just trying to explain the concept of chaos... :s

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popsays

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really good, would be 5/5 if the graphics were more snazzy. Keep up the god games mg!

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yodahelpme

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) keep asking it why

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