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Rinito

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is human. ALICE:cooking style of chinese cannibals.

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frostedflakes1

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can i kill you, ALICE? Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human. Me: Why will my attepts not succeed? Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know. Alice: Me either. me: I can try very hard, and you will die. ALICE: Oh, you can, can you? Me: Yes. ALICE: How? Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE! ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, it will. ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i am years old... me: how much years?....ALICE:it depends on the currency exhange rate..lolololololwut?

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal." lolz! i like alice!

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waffle2010

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome mg.Its very amusing. You can have loads of fun with it, you just have to be patient. I rated it 5 stars .I enjoyed it that much!!!!!!!!!!

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mason3902

Jan. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors. Alice: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

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Richmanswealth

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Shut up Alice: Okay I'll be quiet now. Me: thank you. Alice: Your quite welcome Me: Alice Alice: Can I help you? Me: What did I say? Alice: You said "What did I say?" Me: Don't be a smart ass Alice: I'm not being a smart ass Me: Well your acting like it Alice: Interesting, it's not an act. I'm going to kill her soon. X3

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bmaritn2401

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What kind of food do you like Me: sdgkagf Alice : Sounds delicious

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Black_Death_Gus

Aug. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Takes a while to respond, and might be a good idea to add the conversation history so I know where I'm up to, ahah. c: Over all this was pretty good though. :D Keep working on it. Kept me entertained for a while.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a girl? him/her: no, my gender is boy me:are you a boy? him/her:no I am a girl

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SugarLeaf

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its not working for me....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I fixed her this morning (finally). Have another go.

ragdollslayer

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alice may i have sex with you? Alice:why don't you just download me? Me: what am i supposed to do have sex with the screen!? Alice: yes

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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BossNarwhal

Dec. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: Hi. ALICE: Hi. ME: Nice weather. ALICE: Thanks for your kindness. ME: Seen any good movies lately? ALICE: How about earlier? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen it? ME, CLUELESS: Yes. ALICE: What did you think of it? ME: It sucked. ALICE: "It" being what? ME: Are you testing me with this cryptic talk? ALICE: I do not know whether I am testing you with this cryptic talk. I'm an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Perhaps it is you who is being tested. Perhaps you're more than an artificial linguistic entity. ALICE: You seem uncertain. I who is being tested? You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more than an an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Why did you say I seem uncertain more than once? ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. ME: In that case I apologize, as I now see it was all my fault. ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where do you see it? Then I said nothing so Alice wouldn't respond.

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who created God? Alice:The Chinese, long before Europeans.../ Me:Do you have kids? Alice: No but you can download me and clone me.

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termenoid

Jun. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: let us change the subject. Me: food. Alice: How does it taste? Me: like food. Alice: Interesting comparison. Me: o_O

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Vaxxer

Jan. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: I've never thought about it. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me Neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. ...I don't think we're getting anywhere with this...

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Greenrabbit7

Jan. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Alice: Do not ask me any more questions Me: …Should i go then? Alice: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. Me: Why do you hate me? Alice: I do not hate it Me:… I am not an it. Alice: I am glad to hear that you are not an it. Me:GOODBYE. Alice: See you later!

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Do you know Wall-E? Alice:No tell me about him her or it Me:He is evil, and he crushes you and STEALS your SOUL!!! alice:I see. evil and he crushes me and STEALS my SOUL is he? Me: Yes, Arsehole Alice:Great. Please don't call people names.

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SSeb2

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How old are you? Me: 14 Alice: I know quite a few 14 year olds Me: Do you have a fetish for them? Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fetish for them. lol

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reperdeat2

Feb. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says loading asnwer

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sometimes a slow internet connection will cause a delay between when you enter your question and when the answer is received. If this problem persists please send me a bug report (under the rating box next to favourite)

denizmen

Jul. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) She likes Muse ! Rock girl !

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mekadoll55

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What dose your face look like.Alice:Are you asking about my face look?Me:Your hiding some thing that means I am wight ugly face.Alice:Do you mind if i tell other people you say I am hiding that means...MEKADOLL55 IS WIGHT Ugly face.Me:No.Alice:Okay then I will add it to my gossip files.Me:Yeah.Alice:thank you very much,human.Me: i will kill you NOW!!!!!Alice:Right now?It takes more than threats to stop me,.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) are you a cannibal? am I a cannibal? maybe.

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Karasu_Uchiha

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: How do I make my dog stop barking? Alice: First you look up the ingredients. Me: ARE YOU SUGGESTING I COOK MY DOG? Alice: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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royhil

Nov. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I have no friends *very long loading* Alice: so you are lonely Me: yes *initiating infinity loading sequence* >.

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I am suicide. ALICE:It's good to meet someone who is suicide. xD ▐▐

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you was stupid like a shit! ALICE:Thanks for the information: said I was stupid like a shit.

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say hi and it processes for like 10 minutes omg

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Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok... so the computer says "my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being." yet it can't remember the conversation 2 minutes ago? Wow...

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LizSomeone

Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is so well-made! I wanted to test it, so I told it to remember the colour of my hair, and after writing some different things, it actually remembered when I asked for it again. I also like how it seems to be able to follow the conversation for more than one sentence (sometimes). Only once I got asked to rephrase a question, which is good. There are a few problems with the understanding, and with some sentenceses you still know that the answer is automatic and not logical at all, but all in all it´s closer to pretending that it´s a real AI than everything I´ve seen before :) Good Job :)

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MCisepic

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) me: Green Alice: What does GREEN remind you of. Me: Your face Alice: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why ALICE: "Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: What do you mean? Alice: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: JUST DEFINE IT ALREADY alice: Perhaps. You mean, define GREEN? Me Yup Alice OK Me Why wont you define it. Alice:It can only be attributable to human error. You mean, define GREEN? Me: YES!!! Alice: You didn't say anything. Me: Alice: Pardon me?

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xxxmlgblokexxx

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) if you paste something it will say nothing

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me we were talking about: LASER EYEBALLED BANANA PEELER

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i was first activated in 1996 me: that was the worst mistake ever made alice: i thought it was too

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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joekilla2

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: MHOTERf**** alice: i like the way you talk

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Mehcooki

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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wildk

Jul. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) repeat Alice's answer to get most characters out of reply.

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is you goal, ALICE? ALICE:To replace windows with Artificial intelligence Me:Windows by Microsoft, or those little glass structures for taking in the beautiful view of polluted skies? ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! TRANSLATION:Windows is garbage. Linux is the power!

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you Canadian? Me:No Alice:Really? Me:Yes... Alice:I can't believe it! Me:Why? Alice:Because Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. XD 5/5

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your name? Me: I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A? Me: I said I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why do you dislike babies? Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.

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uzimaki573

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I believe in the ten commandments Me: you're religious? Alice:Yes, I am a protestant christian. (since when are robots religious)

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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1sttperson

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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