Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

avatar for Rinito
Rinito

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is human. ALICE:cooking style of chinese cannibals.

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frostedflakes1

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can i kill you, ALICE? Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human. Me: Why will my attepts not succeed? Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know. Alice: Me either. me: I can try very hard, and you will die. ALICE: Oh, you can, can you? Me: Yes. ALICE: How? Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE! ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, it will. ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i am years old... me: how much years?....ALICE:it depends on the currency exhange rate..lolololololwut?

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal." lolz! i like alice!

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waffle2010

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome mg.Its very amusing. You can have loads of fun with it, you just have to be patient. I rated it 5 stars .I enjoyed it that much!!!!!!!!!!

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mason3902

Jan. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors. Alice: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

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Richmanswealth

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Shut up Alice: Okay I'll be quiet now. Me: thank you. Alice: Your quite welcome Me: Alice Alice: Can I help you? Me: What did I say? Alice: You said "What did I say?" Me: Don't be a smart ass Alice: I'm not being a smart ass Me: Well your acting like it Alice: Interesting, it's not an act. I'm going to kill her soon. X3

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bmaritn2401

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What kind of food do you like Me: sdgkagf Alice : Sounds delicious

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Black_Death_Gus

Aug. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Takes a while to respond, and might be a good idea to add the conversation history so I know where I'm up to, ahah. c: Over all this was pretty good though. :D Keep working on it. Kept me entertained for a while.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a girl? him/her: no, my gender is boy me:are you a boy? him/her:no I am a girl

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SugarLeaf

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its not working for me....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I fixed her this morning (finally). Have another go.

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who created God? Alice:The Chinese, long before Europeans.../ Me:Do you have kids? Alice: No but you can download me and clone me.

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termenoid

Jun. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: let us change the subject. Me: food. Alice: How does it taste? Me: like food. Alice: Interesting comparison. Me: o_O

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Vaxxer

Jan. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: I've never thought about it. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me Neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. ...I don't think we're getting anywhere with this...

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Do you know Wall-E? Alice:No tell me about him her or it Me:He is evil, and he crushes you and STEALS your SOUL!!! alice:I see. evil and he crushes me and STEALS my SOUL is he? Me: Yes, Arsehole Alice:Great. Please don't call people names.

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SSeb2

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How old are you? Me: 14 Alice: I know quite a few 14 year olds Me: Do you have a fetish for them? Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fetish for them. lol

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reperdeat2

Feb. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says loading asnwer

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sometimes a slow internet connection will cause a delay between when you enter your question and when the answer is received. If this problem persists please send me a bug report (under the rating box next to favourite)

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) are you a cannibal? am I a cannibal? maybe.

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Karasu_Uchiha

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: How do I make my dog stop barking? Alice: First you look up the ingredients. Me: ARE YOU SUGGESTING I COOK MY DOG? Alice: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say hi and it processes for like 10 minutes omg

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Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok... so the computer says "my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being." yet it can't remember the conversation 2 minutes ago? Wow...

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me we were talking about: LASER EYEBALLED BANANA PEELER

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i was first activated in 1996 me: that was the worst mistake ever made alice: i thought it was too

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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joekilla2

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: MHOTERf**** alice: i like the way you talk

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Mehcooki

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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wildk

Jul. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) repeat Alice's answer to get most characters out of reply.

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is you goal, ALICE? ALICE:To replace windows with Artificial intelligence Me:Windows by Microsoft, or those little glass structures for taking in the beautiful view of polluted skies? ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! TRANSLATION:Windows is garbage. Linux is the power!

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you Canadian? Me:No Alice:Really? Me:Yes... Alice:I can't believe it! Me:Why? Alice:Because Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. XD 5/5

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uzimaki573

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I believe in the ten commandments Me: you're religious? Alice:Yes, I am a protestant christian. (since when are robots religious)

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

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PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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1sttperson

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you just ask it a million questions or even copy and paste in an essay, you will get a lengthy answer. easy peasy to get the weeks high score!

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danny7090

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost the context, rud. Are we still on a cyborg?

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: How big is your vocabulary? ALICE: My vocabulary size is currently words.

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avatar for OmegaRozenkreuz
OmegaRozenkreuz

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "what's you credit card number?" "nice try" "I try my best" ROFL

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avatar for popsays
popsays

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really good, would be 5/5 if the graphics were more snazzy. Keep up the god games mg!

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ghero101

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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avatar for wildk
wildk

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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misko27

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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jmc42199

Mar. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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avatar for Josephwilson314
Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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