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This really needs either a ton more shit to spend money on so you feel some form of advancement + helping a tiny bit, or all the prices need one 0 knocked off.
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to get the points for the dumpster and gold cart, get the bat and the pole vault trick. The trick will give you around 1500 points per use, and if you can get 4 of them off, thats 6k times 2.1 if you have all the groupies. To face the monkey, you have to buy the gold cart and hang glider trick then hang glide and spam space to hit bombs and bananas back at the monkey. To beat the worm, you have to get the dumpster and dumpster dive, then dive while at the top and hold down to get below. Then just spam space again and hit the bombs at the worm until it dies
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The hold button...means you hold the button. Hold->=press -> and don't let go. This game's only tedious til you upgrade your wheels and rockets twice, then it gets a lot easier.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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"That was a big crash, good thing I was wearing a helmet!" "But your three groupies weren't, they're dead!" "Oh I'll just buy more..."
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instructions? I dont see why Im complaining. This game has come out 2 years ago. The developper must be a f***** lazy retard
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This is a terrible badge of the day because getting a good jump off to get money to buy upgrades that are WAY too expensive is just too much!
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Got to jump 141 before finally giving in. Nothing about this game makes me want to play it past the first ten or so jumps; BotD is about the only traffic this pile is going to see.
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Welp I don't think I'm gonna get THIS badge of the day. To all who do, good job you have a scary dedication to games.
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the best way to get 5ok is to get in the dumpster have three groupies and do a hand stand while going up to the srats and do 2 backflips then land the do a polevault and do 2 *up up up and the keep paul vaulting and tricks inbetween
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If you want lots of money then just get the baseball bat and the pole vault trick, then use the trick and another trick so it mulitplies.
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Highscore: 65201.7 Gold Cart + 3 Groupies + Propeller Hat. With a good start, hold back to do 1 back flip. While flipping, do a couple up-n-outs and 1 up-n-out flip. When you've completed the flip you should have a multiplier of *4. Now do hang glider. Keep your speed up by tilting your nose down, then back up again. (Experiment to find correct speed of up-downs). You need to get to about 6000 points * 4. Be careful when you get close to the ground, the hang glider will disappear without warning. Be ready to push right arrow.
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In spite of all the negative comments, I decided to try to go for the badge anyways.. 2 grueling hours later, I looked up how to 'beat the worm'. Sorry, but I'm not playing for 3 more hours. What a terrible game. I'm surprised that this game even got badges. Fix the prices. 1 star. Wish I could rate lower.
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Having played pretty much every launch game out there, I can say that the only one worse than Shopping Cart Hero 2 is Shopping Cart Hero. Were it not for the Badge of the Day, I wouldn't waste my time. One star, but only because I can't figure out how to give negative ratings.
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Nurse: "Someone get the doctor! Another patient just got in!"
Doctor: "What is it this time, Nurse!?"
Nurse: "It's horrible!!! He.. he...... tried to do a wheelie..... AND NOW HES BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!! Doctor you must do something!!!"
Doctor: "I'll try... but for now just put him over there next to all his groupies."
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Pretty much every one has the right idea on this, lower the freakin prices, add something... JUST ADD SOMETHING FUN! the controls are all wonky, there seems to be no rate of progress. I'd like to think im pretty good at games, this game makes me feel like a moron, as if i'm just not able to control it properly. JUST MAKE IT MORE FUN, oh and KONGREGATE, congrats on making the daily badge the worst one ive ever aimed for. Its aggravating and i now wish i could get my 40 min of my life back. ALL IN ALL there's just a lot to be done to make this game worth playing.
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Prices are ridiculous, so I'm not gonna stress myself playing this. After 80th jump I found myself bored to death repeating jumps over and over again. I play games to enjoy, not to get bored or frustrated.
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Very nice game, just complaining about the same thing about the cost of the upgrades... and nice done about the monkey's health between fights, making it otherwise, that would've been a f*cking impossible badge...
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There are very few "badge of the day" I willing pass. This is one of them. Items are too expensive, so you end up playing for hours and hours doing the same tedious jump, just to even get yourself into a position to buy a few upgrades, let alone the upgrades needed for the "boss battles". 15 extra points is NOT worth my time.
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Alright, I've played this game for like an hour. Over 130 jumps and haven't seen the worm OR the monkey. I want to like this game, I really do. But your upgrade prices are insane and I'm sick of lack of direction.
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This is pretty boring holy crap, the whole problem is that no matter how skillful you are this game is going to take at least 100 launches. Right now i'm at 70, I have fully upgraded rocket and 3 tricks, plus a bat and 2 groupies and level 2 wheels. I have 50/70 perfect launches and 10/70 excellent launches, and still i'm not finished the game. This is ridiculous, purely off grinding for money and nothing to do with how timing or how you control your cart in the air.
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Is anyone actually reading these comments about the high prices? As I can see the first one is from Feb. 2011! And 2013 it has the Badge of the Day without something has changed?
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Don't underestimate the power of that pole vault. You can chain it with air jumps for a multiplier of x6 or more. You'll have +50000 in no time!
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Poor mechanics, slow progress, undesirable upgrades (slow, obnoxious dumpster), and uninspired graphics. What an awful game, but I have to have all the badges hehe.
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This is the first time I can recall seriously wishing I had a way to give minus stars to a game on Kongregate. Horribly grindy, massively unbalanced. Just... NO.