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internetdude

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you must study hard, let's study about cocaine, or study sex ed

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internetdude

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Buy blackberry bold, and throw it to a hobo, that man is angry

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ElLocoXII

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) kick granpa from stair (5) it is very fun to do (7) only cops don't like (5)

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Eblesstar

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) top, middle, bottom(5) top and bottom in middle!(7) middle in between(5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry Wheatley(5) I wish you good luck in space(7) You are forgiven.(5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Most of my haikus(5) Will be tributes to Portal(7) Just like the last two(5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here we are again(5) You want your freedom take it(7) Now I want you gone(5)

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GamerGurlJY

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are easy(5), But sometimes they don't make sense(7). Refrigerator(5).

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jigaboon1

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nasty teenager, get your hand out of there now, i will see you dead.

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jigaboon1

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bundle Banana, Wakes me up at dawn sometimes, with a morning kiss

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pacman12

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It asked me to keep all words two syllables and under, then asked me to use the word 'however'..?

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ffokniz

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are easy (5) They do not need to make sense (7) Refrigerator (5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here we are again(5) It has been such a pleasure(7) Now i want you gone(5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it wanted me to use the word plaything. (walks away slowly.)

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DragoniaXY

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) use the word "pineapple" "Most haikus don't make/ much sense at all nowadays/ pineapple is good"

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spellbee2

Jun. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) annihilate me / for i have eaten too much / grapefruit today, eh?

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spellbee2

Jun. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) include the word prayer, don't use "f", and use "h"... Prayer is a lot like eating hoodlums in the streets in New York City That was a good haiku

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awesomemano1ne

Jun. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are easy(5) but sometimes they don't make sense (7) refridgerator

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applehead2

Jun. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are so lame(5) I wrote one in school today(7) These poems are lame(5)

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DewMeTender

Jun. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do not turn my knob my knob is not yours to turn unless i say so

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meep888

Jun. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like a good deck(5) i like to lick them lick lick(7) good deck on that guy(5) COMPUTER: good haiku ME: EFFING GREAT HAIKU

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Smeltis

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woods is a wierd word it rimes with the word ... moods an is lon What did i just say??? that was a good haiku.

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skullbot

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fuzzy down on birds. (5) they feel soft and dead like....wah. (7) I drove over them (5) *Computer* Great poem! Lots of D's. *me* WTF is wrong with this computer?

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7976

May. 25, 2011

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ryfrenchyfry

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft. That was a good haiku. You kind of overused the word "soft"...

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natethe4th

May. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like broad butts and i cannot lie you other brothers cant deny

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koaladood

May. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sixty seven days. wondrous lethal lollipops! giants graze the meadow, friend.

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lyfierce

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thanks for this super(5) game my unknowing friend here(7) i have a sausage(5) :)

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jjh927

May. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The weeks of a day (5) Go with the years of a month (7) Time can't go backwards (5)

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jjh927

May. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Eye kan't spell, butt eye (5) Kann still tell u wat eye fink (7) U know wat eye mien (5)

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Roxxia

May. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Im the sexiest (5) Life is so unfair sometimes (7) Shit is now a word (5)

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Shicoco

May. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No no, it's Haiku poems are fun, but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator

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thelegend909

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i said eat my shorts (5) with bacon and ham and cheese(7) and eating raccoons(5)

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tommyrood3

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME! TAKE ME OUT TO THE i forget the rest.

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McChrisIsDead

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Write a haiku with, (5) The right amount of words you,(7) Can't leave one out (4)

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eleanorcou69

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I intend to find/the most annoyying person/ i'm looking at her

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DZRTJUL

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We should all agree To cut everything in half So we all agree

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Rambo5005

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Being a leper (5) I cannot jig like i want (7) As my bits fall off (5)

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dilliac1

Apr. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That turkey salad. Wagon Wheelbarrow Duck Duck. What the crap was that. That was a good Haiku!

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dilliac1

Apr. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The funniest game I have EVER played.

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DewMeTender

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) America Rules(5) China can suck my big balls(7) I think that's racist(5)

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dislikenz

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I heard with my ear(5) A very beautiful deer(7) get hit by a truck(5)

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MrBright

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kongregate is cool (5) It's a site were you can play (7) Go visit it now (5) :"3

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Phoinex66

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Use flap in your haiku (5) I flap my butt here (7) I flap my butt everyday (5) I flap my but- DOG!!!! ~That was a good haiku

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Mortinor

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that no matter what you type, it still says "That was a good haiku." For example: smile yay yay yay yay (5) yay yay yay yay yay yay yay (7) yay yay yay yay yay (5) "That was a good haiku." LOL

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Benjiboi93

Apr. 10, 2011

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maghnum

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) goodbye this game sucks (5) I hate it like I hate pie (7) This game sucks, bye queers (5)

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jaimejza

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stupid human now (5) all your base belong to us (7) aw son of a bitch(5)

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ljhs721

Apr. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Grinding on my mind(5) is the thought that makes no sense(7) neither do these lines (5)

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qpruwoei

Apr. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haiku 1: pick a fruit for me an an an an an an an a a a a a Haiku 2: faith a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a Haiku 3: a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

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