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I feel like these comments are the only way for me to come out of the closet... I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because these comments gave me cancer anyway.
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Amazing quality 10/10.
I wish this was the first game I've ever played. Such an inspiration. Believe it or not, this was Gabe Newell's first ever game to release. Lord Gaben for a win, am I right, guys?
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What is wrong with you? What an idiotic idea of a so called game. Why would you promote the lamest part of playing games online? You are lame and I hope you never make anything thst Kong excepts again, loser.
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This is easily the best idle game on the site. Perfect storyline, incredible graphics, great character creation, and, best of all, TROLLING!