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how the hell do u hit a pinata w/ a chainsaw and it dosent break open w/ candy also how do u fit a million $ worth of candy cause i am getting asap
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just a little advice to anyone reading this: instead of buying the morning star when you can save up a bit more and buy the vacuum it's worth it.
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I used a stick, a bat from a world-famous batter, a hammer from a carpenter, a mace from the world's fiercest warrior, a blade from a legendary samurai and a legendary chainsaw from a world-famous pinata hunter!
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Okay, so, a baseball bat for 12 dollars. Alright. A hammer for 450 dollars. Umm, that's kind of expensive, I can just get one from Home Hardware or something. A Morningstar for 12000... wait, what? Morningstar? Who sells these things? And then we have a Katana for 130,000. That price gap doe. And finally there's the million dollar chainsaw. Based on these weapons, I have theorized that the piñata is made of a new, (nearly) indestructible material, and that you are probably the most desperate person on earth.
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1. Collect Candy Money.
2. Buy Equipment for a SH*T ton of money.
3. The Pinata is made out of Titanium?
Last and not least.
WHY THE F*CK IS THIS IN A DARK PURPLISH FOREST!!
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Oh my gosh that is terribly fun for no reason. It's just so satisfying collecting! It was a foolish idea to destroy the Pinata of fortune though - you could have beat it any time you needed money and put all your kids though college, ended national debt, and purchased the moon.
Wait no, what we were doing was only causing inflation, it was for the best we destroyed that economy crasher... also it was candy whose exchange rate is slightly above the Sierra Leone currency.
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i remember doing this once...making an invincible pinata and giving everyone million dollar chainsaws to destroy it with
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How do I select/change the language? I cannot understand the translation, I want to play the original version not spoiled by halfwit “translators”.
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I don't know what's more painful to realise-As a kid: you've been beating up a piñata with a variety of dangerous weapons, encouraging you to... well, go and murder anyone in your sight, and collecting their guts in a vacuum...Or as an adult: you've been wasting your time... Yeah...
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who the hell makes a pinata with infinite candy...has anyone of u noticed dat the pinata is soooo strong only the chainsaw can break it lol...
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Welcome to Pinata Express, where we're guaranteed to build you a pinata to hold endless amounts of candy that's unbreakable, unless you bring a chainsaw to it! How can I help you?
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Seriously, gamemaster your not helping, and you sound like your an idiotic three year old. Anyway Nice game, could use a freeplay and more pinata's but over all 5/5