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hmmm after 15 minutes ive already gotten my first hundred thousand just by hitting a pinata.....MOM I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP!
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Wouldn't it be easier to just cut the ropes with the katana and then ask someone who already has a chainsaw to cut it open for you? Seems a bit excessive to beat up the pinata just to earn a million dollars to buy your own chainsaw...
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Several million dollars hidden inside a pinyata. Add to that by the time you finish playing you will actually have hand spasms.
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Clearly this game is set in a future where prices are hyper inflated and candy is outlawed which is why a chainsaw costs a million and you have to get the candy in a dark wooded area :)
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Notes: Some of this candy is really expensive. This can't be hygenic. This must be a very large piñata. What the hell is this thing made of? Kids, if a man asks you to come over and smash his piñata, say, "NO!" and run away, unless you are that kid with spiked gloves, a morning star, a ninja-sword, and a chainsaw, in which case you should beat something DOWN!
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I like this game because this is very realistic! I mean...Smashing a pinata with a hammer that was 450$, planning to buy a chainsaw that is 1.000.000$, in the middle of a florest is the most normal thing ever. Oh, and of course, in this infinite-candy pinata, there are some kind of candys that worth 500$, and a candy made of gold, just like in every pinata. 5/5!
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In a world where ninja swords cost less than chainsaws by $870000 and wild pinatas live in dark purple forests... good enough for me to be a millionaire!
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LOL. That was so fun you guys need make another one with more upgrades and stuff. Really fun game overall though but I don't think you've reached its maxed potential. MORE UPGRADES PLZ
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tip to getting more candy: put your container directly under the pinata and put the mouse over the pinata and shake up and down. gets $ fast.
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Welcome to Pinata Express, where we're guaranteed to build you a pinata to hold endless amounts of candy that's unbreakable, unless you bring a chainsaw to it! How can I help you?
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I was thinking about going to play piñata hunter 2, but then I remembered how long this game took me, and how pointless (in a good way) it was. Must..Resist...
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I absolutely despise the hand spasm mechanic in this game. I bet that you're the kind of person who would make a racing game where you have to stop at red lights and follow traffic laws.
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Okay, so, a baseball bat for 12 dollars. Alright. A hammer for 450 dollars. Umm, that's kind of expensive, I can just get one from Home Hardware or something. A Morningstar for 12000... wait, what? Morningstar? Who sells these things? And then we have a Katana for 130,000. That price gap doe. And finally there's the million dollar chainsaw. Based on these weapons, I have theorized that the piñata is made of a new, (nearly) indestructible material, and that you are probably the most desperate person on earth.
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THE STORY BEHIND THIS:
one day you find an invincible pinata, and you think,
"Hmm...if I made tanks and such out of this, i would would be unstoppable!
...nah, better just take it into the woods and beat the living hell out of it."
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It's fun,VERY fun. But I think that there should be yet another tier of glove.I hate having to take a break from hitting literally every second with the best glove so that I don't get a spasm.