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IF THE GAME IS TOO EASY FOR YOU: try beating it without killing any monsters. (Tips: You'll need to corral the skeletons carefully, and remember that wizards' fireballs can hurt other monsters... use that to your advantage!) I'll add a difficulty chooser for the sequel. :)
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Everything in this game is cheesy, convenient, or random. You can't just slap a bunch of weird ideas together and call it a story.
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O.K. I can't run or throw the damn bottle, so I can't fight. What the hell is wrong? I even tried new game and reloading page.
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Protip - invest in sixth sense. Some items are nearly impossible to spot without it.
@cocolabros - check the satues; one of them has what you need
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AWESOME controls. I can strafe, I can rotate the camera with the mouse while I run in a different direction, I can mouse move instead of keyboard move to free up my other hand, the controls are awesome.
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I went through the portal not knowing the game would end. I want to go back and find what I missed, but I can't. And I really don't want to start over. I also suggest adding an auto walk/run feature. My hand was aching after awhile.
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Wow. I cant play. I'm on a macbook pro. Shift dont work, so I need to use Z to run (annoying on the fingers) but control and alt dont work on my mac either (well they work but the game dont recognize them) So I cant play and get killed
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The items on top of the house really need to be easier to get to. Also, the constant skeleton attacks got tedious. Otherwise, good game! I look forward to part 2.
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well made game, although i cant believe there are 10 spoons in this game and i had a hard time finding 3 *ashamed* got 6 total @_@
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So, while trying to figure out what to do, I discovered that you can go through one of the giant angels in one corner of the graveyard and end up in the hills. Just don't go down in the dried up riverbed-type thing, otherwise you get stuck. The same goes for going down the tall hill on the right-hand side of the graveyard--you can get up there somewhere near the gross fountain.
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Have to say. I don't even know why the word 'horror' is in the description. Between all the jokes, immediately getting a container that can hold fifteen kills and god knows how many escapes, the worst part for it might be the upgrades. If it's horror, don't let us get stronger so that we never fear the soon harmless enemies that become nothing more than a bother. That, and giving us the power to kill everything in one shot. Hopefully fixed in the sequel.
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Can someone help me? I cant find the stupid Red Portal!!!! I helped EVERYONE but i dont know where the portal supposed to be!
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this sucks i have a mac... it doesnt count when u push shift or alt... you should make it so that it will work on a mac
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reminds me of vampire the mascarade: redemption... which no one would know about its clearly the best game in the world.
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really nice game cant w8 for the 2nd part of it 5/5 altough i have to sy that its not important but 2 things for yellow crystals i wish there were a give them all button couse it really gets to you after you had to get past the same conversation 18th times and it minor than the other but cant looking up or down really put an unease fealing to me so i just suggest that you make her capable of looking up in the second game pls :D other than that solid game
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A bottle unexpectedly falls from the sky right on my head. A kind spirit takes my mushrooms and bakes me a pie (must have been buried with an oven I guess). Meanwhile, a gravestone WANTS MOAR MELONS. I LOL'd. Are you sure it's a horror game? :D
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Pretty easy, but time consuming game. VonKarma, bro, you're doing it wrong if the combat seemed hard to you. I'd make the boss fight a little harder, at the end. I had like 90 bones at the end of the game, and I just set up at the end of the statue row and blasted fireballs at them. I went through maybe 7 bones before all of them were dead. I'd also suggest that the items sparkle more with the perks - that was the most time consuming part, finding all the tiny items, and by the end I was wishing that the level two perk just revealed the one that I'd missed. High quality game, I enjoyed it pretty well.
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Jeez, I hate the 'I died' bug. And no i didn't see a box that said "You Have Died" My screen just FREEZES and i have to refresh. But even then i had so little health it was nearly impossible to kill skeleton before they killed me...again. I got the "bone marrow healing" power-up so i tried to kill them as fast as i could but it was just useless when my health bar started at minimum again. PLEASE FIX!!!!!!!
Argh, I still can't reproduce this bug on any computer I have! I just added some more safety checks to see if they help. If you still get this problem, you can fix it with the "Get Un-stuck" button in the help menu.
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Now I'm going to play battletoads and drop some F bombs on my super nintendo, AVGN style. Hope you are not offended, I did'nt mean that. I wish I could enjoy your work, but it have some awful flaws, but you are on good track( Yeah, I know, TL;DR). Bye
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The graphics are good (one of the best that I saw on kongregate in this type of games) and what I got is this. It could be a fine.. no, great short flash game, but with things like Auto pick up perks (man, you screw that up, srsly), not needed animation of skeletons (the knockback effect, when you standing and waiting for this sucker to get up to hit him, because holy water will not hit him) and spider rape at the beginning it was not so fine game or nothing special. I gave up when skeletorns killed me when I was talking, and I wasn't fast enough to end the conversation. I killed monsters and then go to talk, but the got respawned and killed me. Then I said "F*ck no." I feel like AVGN, it was nice idea and it should be a good game, but you tried too hard and we got this. This is my own opinion, but I really hope that someone see problem in at least one point, pickups. That was bad, man. BAAAD. I will wait for saquel now.
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The bastards are respawning! Ok, but killing them with 30 shots of holy water first is not so easy, because you must gather them and let them gang up (or bang) on you, or take the holy water expansion perk, which, oh no!, I didn't take, because after spider rape I took health regeneration, because this is what you normally would take? Ok, if you reading it till this point, you should know, that the real sh*t is incoming! 9001) Why god dammit there is no auto pick up of god damn things that are called PICKUPS! Because (drums).... You can take perks to do that! REALLY?? And you need to see an animation which make you unable to fight and anybody can take few good shots at you when you are f*cking kneeling! It's not a thing that you should make a perk! It's a pain in the ass! I'm back from work, I want to play some game for a few min and relax and have fun with some mindless, short, fun games... And then today I saw this. At first I was stunned!
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Ok, I will share my thoughts so far. I've played this for something like 15 min and found few flaws. 1) Why the hell the stamina bar is so useless! First, when you need to run from this spiders my stamina burned like a wood soaked with gasoline and napalm fuel! The spiders nearly reaped my health bar to zero... in first 20 seconds of the f***ing game! It wasn't nice, sir. But then, when I had the bottle, the stamina is pretty useless. Why I would run when simply walk is enough to fight opponents? Oh, sorry, it is useful for 2) RUNNING FOR THE GOD DAMN HOLY WATER! Let's talk about this. I thought "Hey, I will clean the whole area and after this I will safe explore", but guess what, I ran out of ammo! So it is "run, b*tch, run!" (now the stamina, what a pain) and there is surprise!
Sorry, some Mac browsers have issues with Shift. Try the alternate keys 'Z' or '/' to run. You can also use Tab, Backslash, or the middle mouse button as alternatives to Alt/Ctrl if you need them.
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Really enjoyed this until my browser crashed and my game hadn't saved. I assume the former is coincidence, but the latter might not be? 5/5 nonetheless.