Comments for Guy of My Dreams

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EmilyOrange

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really like this game, but I'll have a guy and then I see the perfect man show up and by the time I dump my previous one and stop crying the girl has missed her perfect man. I wish there was ice cream I could eat or something to get over my dumped men faster.

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TheSpyGamer

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) First I met someone who was perfect (not my Dream Guy) he was attractive, A shopping lover and romantic. Then I dumped him for my Dream Guy, who turned out to be a criminal and a murderer.

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snowyowl0

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Getting a 5 star life isn't too hard if you marry young, eat all the chocolate you can, and don't ever try to meet new people. Don't try to apply that advice to real life.

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shawn14parker

Jan. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, after three years with someone, I finally find out he's a criminal?! THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE DIAMONDS!!!

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BehindTheKey

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ohh look at that, I find a guy who gives me a benefit in life of everything. Then I find my dream guy and he decides to be Violent, Murderer and a Smoke. Moral of game: Your dream guy may not be what you think.

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whoisthatguyable

Apr. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) im dating jesus. your argument is invalid

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VoidParticle

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found Jesus. He was Attractive and Open-Minded, and Brooding. He got killed. Then I found him AGAIN????? He resurrected!

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Terr002

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, so this is what my mom meant when she told me how my sister would date every guy she bumps into.

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moneypocket

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game has a nice way of telling you that happiness stops at 50

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Unregisterd_

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game teaches you an important life lesson: No matter how much your life sucks, a bit of chocolate always solves all of your problems.

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Gustaf1

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You found out that Richard wastes a lot of time playing on Kongregate. +10

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iluvleandramusic

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sean is a shopping lover! [+9] Sean is good in bed! [+6] Sean is a murderer! [-15]

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nitroshockwave

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After my first year with Tyler, his first character trait popped up, partially obscured by a text box: "A great co-k". Couldn't see the third letter because it was blocked by the text box...but I'm ashamed to say "cook" wasn't what first sprang to my mind.

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JInf

Nov. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) On the other hand - I just love how it takes three years to figure out what your lover does for a living ^_^

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Kamyo

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You found Claud is a Murderer. You found Claud is a nice guy.

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pikuchu530

Jun. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The lesson is:"Boy friends come and go but chocolate will always remain"

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nephis

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like how you can jump across age lines. I'm 25 no I'm 24 no I'm 25

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Cristaliena

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ...It took me three years to figure out that Kenneth is attractive?

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Camarade_Tux

Feb. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You found out Jesus is violent".

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kevkev60614

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That age old question: how close am I willing to get to murdering my boyfriend in order to get that candy bar?

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Dark_Mark

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL! XD I found a guy named Jesus, so I took him as my bf...... he turned out to be a murderer ._.

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toaduser

Aug. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think the achievement/reward outfit area could use a little work. Like, if you go through more than twenty boyfriends you get an award, or if all your lovers end up dying, you can wear a funeral gown. It'd also be sweet if your character aged. Other than that, it's a really fun game. Good, funny concept too.

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QQpig

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wish you could customize your dream guy. :(

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SoulWiz

Jun. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Classic, I walk in the street and i found a guy that is good in bed, romantic and geek.

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dark_emperer

Feb. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe how many murderers I've dated in this game. How does this come up anyway, casually through a conversation over the BBQ or something? "Hey, I'm pretty geeky and charming right? ohandItendtomurderpeople."

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JesseMH8

Aug. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You should add a worried mother that pushes boyfriends towards your character

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Fogfun

Nov. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Honey, we've been together for over 30 years. Shouldn't we get married?" "Yeah... about that. Look, I know you haven't aged at all, and you've got a great personality. But today I met this guy. He looks like he's 80 and all, but the way his head is shaped... he's what I've always wanted. So I'm leaving you." "Wha- What?" "Hey, be happy you aren't dead."

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iHuffKittens

Sep. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like the game. But you know what's really sad? I found the PERFECT guy at the END! TT_TT

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UndecidedFate

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why did it take 3 years to find out the guy i'm dating is attractive? Am I blind or something.

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Noddles

Aug. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) *sees exact lover surround by five other guys* FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Eric0816

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The guy of my dreams is standing on top of a skull... i didn't know suicidal was a trait

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gavilatius

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow I scored 500 without dating anyone. The moral of the story: with enough chocolate, anyone can be happy

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mafiamademan

Feb. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just killed my lover for a choclate bar...

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Neptune2

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cute little game, my only complaint is that game is over at age 50, this made me sad since i turned 50 about 6 months ago

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QDQ23

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She ages pretty well.

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LaramieDuke

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I dated a guy that looked like elvis....score 1028 and lived a wonderfull life...and he was pampering +6 Logical 3+ and attractive+3 life lesson learned..

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yoshidude

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found it eerie that the guy with my name was 3 qualities that described me. Apparently i'm good for a random girl who walks around tying people to her with a rope.

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greybox

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my 'dream guy' appeared when im 48. am i supposed to ditch whoever im with just to be with that guy. lol.

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Sesshomarus_girl

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you found out Gerald is unfaithful!" me:*accidently runs into skull* oops

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equiinom

Oct. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A year after meeting my perfect guy, I find out he's a murderer. Then I find out he's open-minded. Oh, okay, that makes it all better. lol Wtf.

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austintr

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) apparently if your boyfriend is physically your type, as long as he's an intelligent murderer with a day job, you can still live a very happy life. on the other hand, being with a nice, non-abusive, non-attractive middle class guy yields you negative happiness. uh oh.

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TwiTwi

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As I found out that my lover is loyal, the girl steals him......really?

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lordy1222

Jul. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) you find out alexander is a murderer -15 ....you find out alexander is a criminal -9 ....well no sh*t..

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Laurapalooza

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He may have been a murderer, but God damn could Jeffrey cook. And that is why I spent a 30 years with him.

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JesseMH8

Aug. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You should have ex-boyfriends stalk you later like the other girl does

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Mistheart101

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I found my dream guy, and he immediately died.

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xxxromanxxx4

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) who needs a career when you can just pick diamonds off the floor

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anstill

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Bruce is your new lover, you found Bruce is violent, unfaithful and is a criminal. Oh, Bruce mysteriously died...

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killed_by_dante

Sep. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) she must be pretty charming to acquiring any man just by touching him

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knight3607

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is it wrong to be a guy and enjoy this game?

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