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The graphics are horrific. Touch any part of negative thing, it applies. Touch more than 50% of most positive things, they don't apply. I rarely land on the tall guy, instead it defaults to the short guy below. The concept is asinine. 1/5
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Such a fun little game. Great upgrade system with cute art and story. Also that girl..maybe, just maybe not the right one? I bet I would need several of those whisky boost a day if she was my girlfriend!
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Even fully upgraded, Red Bison boosts only boost you about 0.2 m/s?
Then again, one or two runs after maxing all the upgrades, I pulled in over $800,000 in a single run, half of which I didn't even touch the controls. So...
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OK THIS DUDE IS OP. I MEAN AFTER DRINKING HUNDREDS OF BOTTLES OF WHISKEY, SOARING THROUGH THE AIR AT ABOUT 80 MILES AN HOUR BOUNCING OFF OF GOD KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE, GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH CATS, PIZZA, LADIES CLOTHING AND OTHER JUNK, AND GETTING BLASTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY DYNAMITE THROWN BY YOUR GF ON A ROCKET POWERED DRAGON. HOW THE HELL IS HE EVEN STILL ALIVE, HE SHOULD HAVE DIED AFTER ABOUT 1,000 FEET
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There is a point in this game that you stop actually playing, and just let it run by itself while you go and do other things. Just takes far too long, but most launch games have that problem.
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Pretty neat game, but I really wish the hit detection on items had been better. A lot of the time, I jump straight through 50% of the visual parts of items, yet I don't activate the hit detection.
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She might just be angry that you'll spend $30,000 on something like a mask. or shoes. or whiskey. Seriously, who sells these things at that price?
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The reason why he put's up with her? With her kicking power, he can easily make thousands on vacation...but i'd hate to be this guy's lawyer.
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Sorry, but with how monotonous and dull it gets after, maybe, the 8th time you run through this, either the goal should be set way lower (250K) or cash should be much easier to get. It just takes way too long.
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Yeah, there is absolutely no way I'd buy a ring for Jane, not if she's going to try throwing firecrackers at me from a dragon pinata. Besides, she looks like a guy in a ponytail.
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Could someone please describe how fever mode looks like?
My highest combo ever was 197x , so it's unlikely for me to ever see it. :-(
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I'm doing really good so far, I'm about 200 feet in the air, got a few thousand dollars in pocket, just started this launch. I think I'm gonna do really THONGS! *crashes into the ground* Okay, okay, I'll just use my other whisky boost, and it will be all MORE THONGS! *crashes again*
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some games just drag on for too long, I just kicked the guy, drank all the whiskey at once and went to do other stuff because after 30+ launches it's not that much fun anymore...have all the upgrades, now it's just waiting every time till he's done and I need to launch again...