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The next morning: Co-worker: Hey Dick whats up, so how did it all work out with Jane. Dick: O she said no sadly. Co-worker: oh...how did you deal with that? *Dick holds up tons of thongs and bra's* Dick: I guess you can say *takes off glasses* I bounced back.
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cant help feeling like every time his girlfriend kicks him, she is cheating on him b4 she gets on the rocket. poor guy :/
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On the last game, i was at 300kish going for 500k, and i thought "this is easy"... I go like usual, hit top attitude, then slowly use all boosts. The guy couldn't stop lol ! he's still going when im at 1.1m dollors (and im typing this comment)... lemme update after the game finishes. (He went for 8469M, try to beat me :) After the game i get to kick the girl instead. + if u like this story
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Proving, once more, that if you aren't willing to drink five whiskeys for her at mardi gras, she's just not worth it. :D
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That moment when you get to day thirty nine, and realize you've been able to move left and right the whole game and never knew it.
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Are people taking this game too seriously? This game is awesome! A parody of Mardi Gras and projectile penguin games at the same time!
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No no no no no nerdook, oh please no... Oh please please please do not use memes. I beg you, I double beg you to stop doing that. I love your games for the originality, not recycling. I'd understand that you wanted to make this for the Valentines and just fell a little late, but nooo, no memes please...
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It took me a while to realize that i was playing a game where getting Moobs was encouraged and getting bras was a bad thing...
Ok, i guess...
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Then Dick realised his girlfriend had tried to kill him, so he decided to hire the same chinese hitman with rockets up his butt that Jane had hired.
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Can we have multiple "Mardi Gras" songs? The same one over and over gets a bit repetitive. Perhaps a Jukebox..? Or perhaps upon getting X amount of upgrades? Would just be nice to have something different... Love it overall. =)
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You know your relationship is in the toilet when your girlfriend starts throwing dynamite at you while flying a rocket propelled dragon.