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Suitcase is ridiculous. Apparently this scrawny banker is also a secret Mad Karate Man since he's got the reflexes to block every gd punch/kick i throw at him.
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Maxxed skills. Got a score of Distance: 707,341,934 Height: 1,048,111,899 and 34800 kills. I could have kept going but I dozed off. This resulted in a score of 3,510,977,266 putting me at number 36 on the leader board for today. I dread to think how long the guy who got over 100,000,000,000 and is number 3 spent playing this game.
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Modab, you then click the guy. The circles are hit zones, they disappear after a while. You hit the guy where he is not holding the suitcase.
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How do I actually do anything? I click once to grab them, he goes up in the air, 4 circles appear, and then nothing...
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wow! for the first time ever a ninjakiwi fail 1/5 and it'll take too long to list what i didn't like so i'll list what i did - the back button!
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Oh cripes, nvm...figured it out. 3M+ meters distance 2M+ height and 9000+ kills. Pretty cool, but is boring end game.
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Here's the gist of what you need to know but the game doesn't tell you: You must achieve at least 30 on your power meter to be able to use any special attacks. Using a special attack drains, obviously, 30 power. Drop-kicking passerby ninjas adds power to your meter to prolong your attack. You figure this all out later but it would help if the game said it plainly instead of indirectly in the hints.
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Got bored of keeping him in the air after reaching 200 million meters. Ridiculous that you can continue to keep going forever.
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I must comment. This game just did something phenomenal. It saved my game. But that isn't all. When I pressed continue it started my game... and ran the tutorial screen again! Wow! The game actually said, "Here man... You had a long night last night I know. We were having fun but in case you forgot how we were doing it, this is how." Thank you!
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i'd like to enjoy this game but i like life too much and it has already stolen to many precious seconds from me - and still hasnt gotten fun yet
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I do agree the "Break suitcase easier" upgrade seems to be useless. There could be others that need tweaking but my god it's hard to keep track of all of them as a user. The guys at Ninja Kiwi and Big Lizard need to run another alpha on this to be sure everything is programmed correctly. That being said this game is marvelous. It takes the "How far can you toss this poor defenseless animal" and takes it to another level. It is slow to begin with, super slow. But so is every other one I've ever played. That's what upgrades are all about. Now, if there were a second version I'd love to see more options for beating the crap out of the banker while you're juggling but still, good job.
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It makes me speechless how such a good programmed game with such nice graphics can be totally ruined just because of the horrible tweaking. I bet if there weren't a suitcase, the scores would be above 4.xx...
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I got over a hundred million points in one go. When you're high enough level the kick move is self-sustaining: you can kill enough ninjas to do another before the momentum from the first dies out.
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Spent too many points reducing the briefcase's hit points. Apparently that upgrade is broken. I'm doing 14-ish damage to it per hit, it has 20 hp, and can still stand up to 3 hits? This must be "new math" cos I don't get it.
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Nice game, though pointless. There should be a goal. Also, even after maxing out everything, I still don't know what's the solo objects (cars, etc) for and how they work... Some variety could be used, also. Still, I'll be hoping for a sequel. 4/5
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Nope... The idea is may nice, but the instructions are just useless. I played for about 20 rounds and still have no clue how to use anything. Also, the guy blocks about 90% of all hits with the briefcase, absorbing about 50 dmg with it while upgrade menu is telling me it has only 27 hp... 2/5...
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Summary: takes forever in the beginning -> quick jump from nothing to everything -> can continue in the air infinitely...
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distance 102394526...
height 112336756...
kills 14500
belt 2 (was 1.5) needless to say, after that, A)fully upgraded everything, before i just had kick maxed out, B) got boring, but still fun game.
PS: the ... means the score was off the screen and i couldnt read it
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Distance: 799422784
Height : 1078712723
Kills : 33200
Then i got bored xD
i litterally could have gone on forever
but i realised if i added another didgit in height after what i had it would have started not showing parts :/ so didnt see the point. because a long time a go my m turned into r and then dissapeared xD
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There's sortof this huge leap from where it's really hard to do anything at all to, just a few rounds later, when all you're really limited by is how long you can stand to keep the guy in the air. At that point, it seems a little silly because the high scores are all just people with an immense amount of patience and nothing better to do.