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What the character does in the game:
Kill the entire world then go release his little friends who were banished a million years ago and then they go kill the 5-7 people who aren't in the army and the character didn't see them in the real game.
What the character should do:
Kill people until he learns the teleport move. Then teleport across the whole map and over to the kings. Then teleport into the castle and take the artifact. Then repeat with all the kings. Then teleport to the Portal Of Doom and release all his friends. Then they can go kill the kings and the rest of the world.
(Of course, then the game would have no point and no one would actually play it.)
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Ugh, why so long when the gameplay is so repetitive... I got excited because I had made it to the other side of the continent only to realize that that I still had the bottom half of the map to complete.
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I don't like the ambiguous health bar. I don't like that the "magic" could all be casted together. That's fine, but if there's no penatly, I would like my heal to be used automatically. I also want to hold down the attack button when a peon is attacking. I would also like to see more of the battlefield. And the map seems pointless to me. I hope there is some reason that it is there and not just a level select box. And I'm not finding items but I'm getting them? And basically so far has been very generic fighting. Why is this game a 4? I'm thinking like a 2.
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Tip to easily get a godlike x20 combo badge: 1) Start with a jump attack in the fray 2) Follow up with left-right-attack 3) There should be several stunned creeps near you: pwn them with down-down attack (slambomb) for excellent combo 4) Spam charges all the way up to 20 epic combo 5) Teleport away for 20 godlike combo.
+ If this was useful to get your hard badge, and good luck with this 5/5 game :D
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needs some work. old game. came back to earn the achievements.. but.. the skill placement is pretty bad. Heal should either heal more with a higher cool down, or be easier to press.
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this game is a commitment - i recommend playing a few rounds a day - after a month you might be close to one of the badges
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I was quite disappointed to learn that "M.J.s armor of pwnage" didn't let me summon dancing zombies. Still an awesome game, though!
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How to get the 20X godly combo: Make sure to get a high max HP and have at least 1 point in every active skills. Then do a level with a king and kill let the king come out on the battlefield. Then do teleport, attackjump, charge and stunattack. Then keep doing slambomb till you reach the 20X godly combo. the slambomb is the easiest to do several times in a row in my opinion. Good luck!
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I didn't upgrade fitness much, but then my hand was hurting of pressing spacebar. And I also wonder what idiot invented the flail that teleports enemies out of me so i must catch them again.
Kongregate's armor of beauty ftw.
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Totally agree with most of Kong's posse. that this badge was horrible! But i still wuv yall;) Now make it up to us soon! lol
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4/5, only because in darwin mode, the snow level boss (the bearded guy in blue) can take up to half your health in one swing, and cannot be damaged with fireballs, and has a different hit box than the rest. i could use the same strategy from king 30 (start) to the start of the snow levels (48/9)
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did anyone realize there's a way to grind for weapons on survival, just start the round, die and you'll guaranteed get something
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Good..f.cuking...lord. I just finished the campaign. ..This is an example of a good game...ruined by....inhuman length. I cannot begin to describe how many levels there are and how long it takes..it becomes mind numbing about an hour in...and you have a looong way to go from there. Repetitive doesn't even begin to describe what it eventually turns into.
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heal spell is atrocious. the leveling effect is entirely useless, if not actually making the spell worse because increasing the percentage by a lower margin than you increase the cooldown is STUPID. we all mash the heal spell on insane anyway!
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This isn't worth it for the badge of the day. 2 hours and I still haven't finished the campaign. The darwin mode doesn't level without finishing the campaign.
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9/10 great game. But 1 thing is absolutely annoying: This game is too long... I mean, i've been playing it for about 15 hours per 3 days. And only after those 15 hours of gameplay i maneged to complete the campaign... Well, but the game is really awesome XD P.S: sorry for my english, if i made some mistakes :)
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Really needs more enemy variety.. Catapults, flying monsters, sand worms, I don't care, something other than swordsmen and long-ranged enemies.