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Boss: "What are u doing!?"
Me: "uh, would you believe me if i say i kicked someone like you into 12 cars, 8 umbrellas, 10 fire hydrants, 4 birds, 1 crazy ex-employee, 2 dogs, 3 pair of balloons carrying dynamite, 5 piles of poop and then into a hospital?"
Boss: "NO! GET BACK TO WORK!"
Me: Yes, sir...
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IT TOOK ME 44 DAYS TO FINISH THE GAME!!!!!! but whats up with the poo upgrade? its not like its really useful if it takes poo away thats great! but if bring poo thats horrible! i think it should be like fixed like NOW ASAP dudes...
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And then you went to jail for killing your boss and destroying personal property (Cars, Tables, Etc.) Hope you gathered enough to post bail- if you get bail. ;P
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Son: Mom, I saw a black bird flying in the street!
Mom: No Son, it's just a men who is flying to his home whitout parachutes.
Son: Oh...
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I think the boss secretly likes you. I mean, why else would he paint your face on his stomach? Even though you force him to change his pants each day, he still cares for you.
Also, I think the description for laxative upgrade is wrong. Is says there will be more poo, which would be a stupid upgrade since poo works against you. Then I saw it had the circle and line on the upgrade so is it suppose to decrease poo or increase?
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i should do this irl!! even after paying the fine for having steroids and commiting murder case 2 i should still have like half a million left!
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I THINK you are supposed to click on the coins that fly by. But I can't tell. Most of the time they are on the screen for about 3 frames so it's more or less impossible. (I haven't been able to yet.) I know the boss doesn't collect them, I've seen him fly right through half a dozen with no effect.