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Decent game ... I don't really mind the links to bubblebox aslong as they don't affect your gameplay. Now ... the "alcohol-acceleration" link is rediciously annoying. I've clicked it a few times and a new tabs opens so I can't react to the game anymore.
Commercials are supposed to make you want to go to another site, not force you to or lead you there by accident. Down to 3/5 :(
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this sucks, I pressed that super alcholic meter stuff and then I was at bubblegames site or something :S
remove that shit
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Santa is smoking while being naked in an awesome sleigh at a height 3998 while he grabs presents out of the sky. Gotta love Christmas!
:D
Current max length: 115488 and I didn't even purchase all the explosions!
I have to say though I give it 4/5 since there isn't a nuclear bomb available for purchase. Nah, just kidding. Best chrismtas game I've played this year!
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Santa: Man i should have bought the wind shield first hohoho my hair and clothes fly off aw well its time to party with my clothes of and drink alcohol wooooohoooooo!
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Thank you very much for allowing me to terminate the run whenever I want to by going to the shop- it saves a lot of time.
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I think I understand the cigarette part. Santa smokes a cigarette, kids think it's cool, kids buy cigarettes, cigarette companies make profits, and then they send a nice incentive bonus to Santa.
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Man, I wish getting drunk could make me fly too...sometimes I think it will, but I realize after I jump off my house that I'm sorely mistaken...
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Get 100 presents to prove you're not a loser? Alright, I'm up for the challenge. *10 minutes later*. Heck yeah, I'm OK! *strikes a victory pose*
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"So, uh, there's a windshield on this thing. Why does Santa still have to be naked?"
"Why does Santa NOT have to be naked?"
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Three stars. You lose one because of the deceptive hidden link, and you lose one because really, even an eight-year-old can spell "height".
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little girl: santa whyd you drink my eggnog?!?! waaahhh!!!!
santa: youh luuk goodr wen iem druhnk *strips naked, shaves head, and flyes away on a magical faerie elf*