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Nerdy news man: Just in! Santa is so drunk that he striped his clothes and is knocking down our news planes! And one pilot that survived said that he also smoked!
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(has burping voice) JINGLE BALZ JINGLE BALZ JINGLE ALL DE WAY O WAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH! i burped dat 1
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is this a take off of roket toilet or is it the other way round this has a x-mas theem(?) which makes it mor likly to be the take of. - for this being first + for it being take off
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my adventure(i really did this) all in one single launch!! 1.i kill 3 helicopters.2.i use alcoholic acceleration.3. i ran over 3 christmas trees.
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santa:wee*lands on a lump* OMG ITS A MONSTER AAAH IT THREW ME INTO THE SKY SO MANY FREAKING TIMES!!!!! CLONE SANTA!!!!! THAT WAY THEY CAN COOPERATE TO.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...drink more alcohol? XD
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little girl: santa whyd you drink my eggnog?!?! waaahhh!!!!
santa: youh luuk goodr wen iem druhnk *strips naked, shaves head, and flyes away on a magical faerie elf*