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Oh, a badge of the day here. Got this badge in 2013. Just got the music out of my head YESTERDAY. THANKS KONG! NOW FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS WITH A CATCHY TUNE...
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Heh the last time this was the game of the day, I got 18 stars out of the 100 and quit. Sad to see it up there yet again.
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Not sure if it's lag on the Kong server end or if the game is just a resource hog... It's prety much unplayable though. Takes 2-3 seconds for one > command so to try to line up where to jump and when it just does not work very well at all.
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The lag is so bad... but I know how awesome this game is so I have to keep trying. It's a Pseudolonewolf classic, after all
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It's impossible to get all the coins, I cannot get 3 of the coins where you have to bounce off kitty's, so 697 coins 99% completed, 2 stars
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"She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it." ... Wait, we met on a dating site ONLINE and she made an online profile...
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It seems you can get stuck in the bathroom. Without a key to move through to the next room and a one-way crawl route in.
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My mother is throwing saucepans at me in quick succession while I desperately try and dodge them in my underwear and my only thought is - where the heck is she hiding these pans?! While I am pondering on this strange enigma - she hits me in the head, diminishing my last heart and even though she hit my head, I clutch my buttocks in a last great cry of anguish as I perish on the floor (or rather into the floor) in my final farewells...Until I tap space again to respawn. - Clarence on his deathbed
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When I press enter to see the menu and then return back my keyboard keys stop working, I can't move, jump or anything.
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Knew this game would be good when the first line was "Clarence is a 35 year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents."
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You get another star for the work section :) I love the trolls - big and scary looking and not actually tough at all.