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7 hours and 25 minutes but I got to 100% and got the hard badge!! Seriously, for as much dialogue and gameplay that's actually here I think the developer should take it to a console platform. Like one of those games you can pick up for a dollar or two on the xbox or playstation store. There's more than enough to call this a fully developed game and I thoroughly enjoyed getting to the ending.
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After playing this game all the way through once, my friend texted me saying that she was at the park and these cute adorable little kids started talking to her. My first thought was "stomp on them and eat their hearts." This game has corrupted me. Help. 5/5.
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That conversation that you have with your boss at the end of level 3 is absolutely perfect. I actually highly recommend that you go talk to him without completing any of your work tasks and see what he says. (Make sure you've opened the pink door in level 3 first; you can come back and finish the tasks you forgot without any penalty or story difference)
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If this is the kind of effort this guy has to go through just to brush his teeth, I'm not surprised his personal hygiene isn't that great.
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For someone who is overweight & unattractive, he is able to jump & climb ladders with ungodly height & speed.
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Any room with more than a couple fire tiles causes extremely bad lag, making the room unplayable for the most part :/
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The first screen to the left on the bedroom my first reaction: it appears that you dear mother is making love to one of the robbers like in an expensive pornographic movie
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wtf just started playing and cant see a door anywhere... the ladder in the end.. is he supposed to go up there? cause nothing happens here, he just bumps his head in the ceiling..
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It should be noted that personality tips cannot be viewed while dating. Memorize it before going in, nothing is more of a turn off than getting their favorite section of a trilobite wrong.
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i really think K.O.L.M is a good game because it adds depth in your characters backstory like he was built and then destroyed but rebooted himself and he has to re-build himself and places where you couldn't go before you need a component then you can get there
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Did an in-game achievement for doing a speed run get removed? Could have sworn I got that when I first played this years ago, but I don't see it anymore.
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I'm replaying the game for n-th time but now I've encountered a strange bug - every time I go through the door the money reappear "in the air" but it's not deducted from my, already collected sum. And when I collect it again, it adds as if they were completely valid. Not complaining or anything but it seems strange and confusing.
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Me: Alright i'll try to not kill anything
-few seconds later acciddentaly kills a bird-
Well guess im going genoicide >.>
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I don't see why we have the main quest when your father has a secret Whore Room, which is just as easily accessed (if not more easily) than the rest of the house, and filled with whores...
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I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!
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Unfortunately, I didn't see the hint about finding all the pink doors and missed the first one, but I purposely went out naked. I had no idea how long the game is. That's a plus on one play, but hurts replay-ability. However I was really happy that the boss commented on it and wouldn't give me a suit because of it. The platforming is hurt a bit by "slippery feet" (the internet portion was awful) but the game is funny and I enjoyed it. I also like the idea of hunting for clues.
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press esc to leave i hate this so much i press escape once once too bring up the paus emenu realize i didit wrong and then impolsively try to pres sescape to get out of the if you press it again menu