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wow, his life is a lot like mine, my mom runs around throwing pans, my dad has a whore room, and i can never find shit, except when i jumped on my mom's head she didn't come back...
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How is he fat after jumping and running all around his house to eat, get on his laptop, get dressed, and then at the end of his long day of running and jumping sleep.
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i think i know why the cops are shooting you. in the house there just on crack then they shoot you for wearing underwear in public you need some pants and a shirt on. a nd the one in the park is just trying to have sex with the whores so he shoots you and then i dont know about the rest cause thats as far as ive made
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Hmm, past the relatively dense begining, CBC is a platformer that values patience, care and constant progress. Levels are also quite long and large to explore completely. Also some tunnels/doors aren't extremely evident to see/identify, so observation is also important for better completion. Also some places require good timing to pass. Overall.. the game is a good platform exploration game, with something of a fresh, original environment. Just don't expect arcade mass killing runs.
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Why do I insist on letting the insufferable wild birds in the house mother? Because I can, that's why. Also, I killed Scruffles. Sorry. - Clarence, your "sweaty pie" as you call me behind closed doors.
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I was wondering why cops were randomly shooting at me so I ran inside a building, killed an old man, and took his money...
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Well that was a fun day waking up..killed a few plumbers..killed a few cats and dogs..oh, and got double tapped with a frying pan by my mother!
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I have just helped a fat, ugly, smelly pig run around his abnormally large house, exterminating fish, rats, cats, dogs, plumbers, burglars, policemen, and moms; swim through sewage pipes to collect coins; and essentially do the things that I do in five minutes. Sounds fun XD 5/5
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So I guess the lesson to learn from this is to kill your parents and eat their hearts if you need to impress a girl. Thanks Pseudo!
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only problem, there needs to be a sign outside of the boss' office. i accidentally walked in there when i didn't want to
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This is a good game, but could use a few improvements:
1) Let us turn the quality down. I know this isn't an issue for a lot of people, but the game lags whenever the screen moves. (For me. I know, I know, I could get a better PC. But I'm sure it's easier to put in a quality mode, then it is for me to get a better computer. Besides, do you want to pay?)
2)Put in a warning that when you go back to the title, it starts to at the last TV you hit.
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Pseudo, I love that you made a game about a fat, virginal, middle-aged man who lives with his mother and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And he's not American.
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It was only after the "faithful Yalortian" comment I found on a computer that I checked the author. I had a good lul there.