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Umm... I got past the city and all of a sudden the game turns all white... Tried refreshing game... nothing. Very disapppointing. I want to finish the game D:
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wait... so a water droplet will kill you, and yet you can swim through dirty water like a walrus for an infinite amount of time with absolutely no consequence at all?
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If you crouch and walk around the hobos (first seen in the sewers you enter from the old mans house) they dont hurt you...could just be my game...nevertheless! bugfix plz
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Got toothpaste, then took a shower. Suddenly, I no longer had the toothpaste, and the door to get to it was locked. What.
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Guy's got a fk'd up family. Secret whore room where his father keeps whores locked up? Mother is everywhere all the time? Mice and birds and cops everywhere? Living lamps wandering the house? Sounds like hell, no wonder he doesn't seem to give a shit about life!
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Game took me 3 hours to beat it to get the TOP 4 endings.. Hilarious throughout...
Game took me 16 minutes to beat it to get the Worst ending.. the girl liked different things than my first play-through which means you actually have to play the game rather than get a few items and skip to the end and read a walkthrough.. I'll tell you what, one of the funniest endings i have ever seen..
This game deserves more praise: excellent music, excellent game-play, excellent humor, and an amazing length..
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when i got out of the house I was really surprised to see "you beat level one!" Most games are small and would end right there but this game is amazing. It just keeps going! xD
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Fabulous game, but it takes very long. If there were different games for the first, second and third acts, it would be much better. This would still maintain the storyline while still providing a break between acts for the more impatient players. 5/5, good job.
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Well...I liked it. It was really long, took me about 2 hours to beat, a little too long for a flash game I think. BUT, the story was interesting. I didn't really start to have fun until I got to work. the first two levels were not what I expected, and LONG. although, after I beat it, I wish there was a cheat-shortcut mode where you could just pick what attributes you have and what info you got and skip straight to the dinner, or any other level. I don't want to start all the way from level 1. I give this a 3/5
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Whoaaa! Very nice game, pseudo! Got the best and the worst endings, I'll save the other three for when badges are added. I reckon you have to get medium scores with the girl? 25, 50 and 75% or something?
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I might expect playing something like this on NES. After all it's a great platformer, even tho I'm not a huge fan of the genre and got bored after a while. And also when crouching before getting dressed, it looks like he has an extra leg or a massive dick wobbling between his legs!
Great game, keep up the good work pseudolonewolf. 10/10
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bye moms and dads dogs chickens blenders fruits peuinguins cats sharks whores police robbers lamps i am going to work
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5/5 but it needs an auto-kill button so when we have to go long distances and only have 1 heart we can just insta-kill the puts and restart. Or so when we mess up at the beginning of a long journey we can just start over.
P.S.- I recommend some gruesome noise, him clutching his stomach and falling over dead, then soiling himself. It just seems fit.
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On first act, don't eat the burguer, and idk if you need to get your meal before brushing your teeth. The achievements are for beating each of the four stages and the entire game, getting each of the 5 endings, getting all coins on each act and all 2800 on the game, getting 100% completion, getting all good items on level 1, getting a promotion by fullfilling all tasks on act 3, and beating the game with no deaths.
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Why, can someone tell me why... these games all need a M)ute Music versus M)ute Effects option. We can turn down the speakers to mute everything. This seems so easy yet so many games get it wrong. Really?