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Oh the hours spent getting all the badges for this...more than I care to admit. One of those games that sticks in your brain for a long time just because you spent so much time on it. A sequel would be nice.
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Dude, u kick @$$! This game is definitely worth leaving Mardek aside for a while (a short while, I hope).
Pseudolonewolf and Nerdook r the most competent, inteligent, creative AND funny developers in this site, I was a fan of Mardek series and liked some of your other stuff but I've just become YOUR fan. Gratz once again!
I'll play again and again later to unlock all other endings!
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I love Platformers, thought they were dead ... I guess i should make 300.000 Twink-Accounts to vote this game to 5/5 permanently. Thank you for making my day/week/month with this game.
I guess i'm gonna speedrun it soon, i'll give you the link if you're interested :)
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Pseudolonewolf, I love your game even though I am awful at it myself. Every level was indeed fun and interesting. But I have one question, Why the heck is the milk in the oven?
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I don't understand how this guy is morbidly obese when he has to go through so much trouble to get his breakfast every day, not to mention the workout he gets from all that jumping and running just to get through his daily routine, god must have cursed him with the slowest metabolism of all time.
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This is the best game I've played on Kongregate so far, I love everything about it! EXCEPT those goddamn BLINKING BLOCKS that I'm supposed to time my jumps on, makes me want to shoot someone in the face and jump off a cliff! I CAN'T FKN DO IT
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Did anyone else find themselves constantly landing just BESIDE enemies? Seems like the enemies should have a little wider squash zone. Ugh.
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Oh damn!
This is by far the best flash game i've ever played. It's hilarious and really fun because of the great variety of enemies, hazards and scenarios.
Having to collect tips and advice along the way add an extra fun to it and unlike in most other games, you can actually use those ''collectibles'' to your advantage and the date, which honestly was my favorite part of the game. 5/5!
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"Breaking news, Clarence Lardbottom, 35, has just been arrested for 35 charges of matricide, 27 charges of patricide, more than 100 charges of animal abuse, 5 charges of Grand theft Auto, over 300 charges of murder, 1 charge of public indecency..."
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All I want to say is that this game is great; I kept it loaded in my browser for an ENTIRE WEEK straight, picking up wherever I paused the game the day before to continue playing. Being a game designer myself, I can appreciate the great level of thought and detail put into your work. Some people just don't get it. Everyone's a ****ing critic, hm?
The level design is just outstanding. This is the first platformer on Kongregate that made me scratch my head, and honestly is just as good as any Wario title. I successfully completed the game with a 100%, and that's because I enjoyed the game enough to do so.
So kudos, Pseudolonewolf; wonderful game. Just classic.
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Fantastic game! As somebody who enjoys retro platformers and draws sprites, I can really appreciate how much time and effort went into this game. I have to say though, my favorite element is the music. Who would ever mute it? Once I get some sweet cash, I just might have to buy that album ;)
Anyways, sorry for the lengthy comment, I understand it's a little intimidating to people who can't read.
So Pseudolonewolf, you probably won't see this, but good luck in the Weekly/Monthly, and I look forward to your next game! 5/5
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This is the first game on Kong that I would gladly give money to. I would easily pay 30 bucks to get this on the DS, maybe more.
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A few tips to get the best ending: (1) DO NOT EAT THE HAMBURGER. (2) You can check how many tips and coins are left to find in each level on page 1 of your menu. (3) You don't need every single coin. I had £50 to spare at the end, so if you desperately can't find a few at the end of a level don't worry about it (unless you're striving for perfection). (4) In the final level before the date, you should find and buy THREE presents in addition to the necklace from his house. Don't worry about the empty inventory slots, you only buy 3 things. (5) On the date, buy the most expensive meal that matches what you know she likes (e.g. a dish with meat in it). Don't worry if she doesn't respond very well to your conversation, it doesn't matter. Just use the information you've gathered and it will be fine.
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I'd be pretty aggravated too if my house leaked this badly, all my furniture was on fire, and a bunch of alley cats running around my pan throwing wife.
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http://fighunter.wikia.com/wiki/Clarence's_Big_Chance
Some good info here, has maps too (some good, some bad) to help go back and find the laptops you missed to help you get laid...
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The update has a lot of bugs :(
Now when my savegame start, I'm not there and can't do anything!! I can't play anymore! I really liked your game. Sniff, Sniff :'(
Also, before that bug, my character didn't always reappear at the right save spot when I would die.
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I love the signs!! they are little tid-bits of intelligible humor that I fail to find in other games, and I love the mario cameo XD.... Don't make them go near mushrooms....
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Ok, everyone - once you get ALL the items that need to be combined with each other, they will combine automatically! So, once you get your shirt, shoes, AND pants, they will go on by themselves!
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It's gotta be a glandular problem... no way he does all this swimming and jumping and stomping and running without losing weight otherwise.
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People like: "Oh no I don't want to kill the animals! Poor kitty and doggy!" But you can also kill an elder, your parents and lots of random innocent people... "Meh, screw humans"
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Ah yes, this reminds me so much of my first date. Wandering my gigantic strangely constructed house, murdering my parents and getting ready to go to work with the most depressed people in the world under our mentally handicapped boss. I'd roam the streets viciously murdering whores and police and animals, every once in awhile feasting upon their still beating hearts for strength. And on that faithful night, I roamed for floating money look at stranger's laptops to know about this random woman and wooed her so deeply that we married right away. Ah, the old days.
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You would think with all the cats in the house that 1000 rats wouldn't survive. The cat only seems interested in attacking you...Bad kitty!
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"Hi" "Hi" "uhh, what's that on your shoe?" "oh, I stepped on a few of my cats this morning.." "and in your teeth?" "well I might as well get some protein out of them, don't you think? so where do you want to go on our date?"