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For all you guys worrying about not being able to get 100% because you ate the burger, you actually can. I got the hard badge even though I ate the burger.
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The face he makes when he crouches................................................................................................................................................................................................... I will never be the same again.
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I wish I could just throw up the hamburger... I'm at level 4 when I read that you will not get the hard badge with it...
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I'm just gonna say, even though I'm a bit annoyed by the best ending, I really love this game and you did an excellent job on it.
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Played through for the second time. I really wanted to see the other endings, but every time I play this game I can't help but try to complete everything as best as I can. x.x;
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GAME BREAKING GLITCH: On level 4 (possibly others), when you get the car, if you jump out of it just as it is about to fall into the first hole, it will stop but, due to it’s position, you will not be able to get in it OR spawn another one.
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By the way:
A (good) burger is actually a more healthy meal than cereal with milk. Cereal is 100% pure short carbohydrates. In other words: Sugar, starch, and more sugar. Which, in that pure form, make you fat, stupid, and causes those “age-related” diseases.
And that milk isn’t made for humans can be seen in the fact that most of the people of the world are lactose-intolerant, and that semi-heated milk and dairy products are the cause of most auto-immune diseases. As in: Allergies, neurodermatitis, diabetes, etc. (Yep)
Meanwhile, a burger is mostly pure meat and salad. Low-carb, and humanity’s staple diet since the dawn of time.
Of course it goes without saying, that if you have little meat and salad, and mostly buns, and then add some sauces (tomato jam, mayonnaise), that’s not true anymore.
But my point is: Cereals in milk are ALWAYS unhealthy. No exception.
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I’m sorry, but 15 points for this is simply not enough. For the duration alone this game deserves >30 points. I’m not going to walk through empty (yet monster-filled) hallways for hours to find those 12 impossible coins I need to get 100%. I know half of them were based on jumping on cats. I HATE THAT PART of the game.
Other than that, respect for the amount of work and thought that went into this.
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Well, the sign clearly reads that it's best to look something healthy.. And didn't you think that a hamburger at the start of a level is something suspicious? However when you do eat it, accidentally or to check it out, just reset (double ESC) or die. DO NOT go through any door or check the TV, because then you'll have to start over if you're up for hard badge.
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its really difficult even continuing to try once you realise the burger was a trap. i mean, couldnt we have least gotten a hint NOT to eat it? he was hungry anyway, if im hungry i can eat a burger and cereal. bad breath? take a mint. feeling sick? suck it up
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I'm not that sold on relationships in video games, but if it actually affects the gameplay in a beneficial way, it's good. Friendship in this game did, as the happier the girl is, the better the ending you get. I love how Clarence works hard to score the lady without having to save her from some evil lord; now that's novel! Another thing, when I got to the bathroom, I couldn't help but make some NintendoCapriSun references. Of course this game kicks ass, and I love the length of this game. Music is catchy as ever.
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@JSilvis Guess what. Pseudolonewolf has a Clarence RPG in the mix. I haven't read into it too much, but it's on his site. http://www.fighunter.com/?page=blog&cat=37
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For a casual game, this is too long and dreary. This is the second time I stopped playing because it got just too annoying and boring.
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LOVE the concept of this game. But I've been beyond frustrated with the choppy game play. Especially when needing to jump from block to block. The character slides a bit and it chops like a bad video. Wish that was different because I otherwise love the game!
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On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P
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Oh look! Another Fat-Ugly-Virgin-Let's-Laugh-At-Him-Because-He's-So-Pathetic-And-Ugly 'comedy' game. I found the humor to be rather rubbish, obviously, but I did enjoy the gameplay a lot. I especially liked the idea of a 2D collectathon. Graphics were a high-point as well, as it's one of the few retro-inspired games that actually pull off the look. All in all, I rather enjoyed it.
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Boy, for not liking video games, this chick sure wasn't appreciative of me beating the game without taking my time. I wanted to do a 0-score run but there's those unmissable coins before you even leave the house.
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I don't really understand all of the hate for this game going on recently. Flash games don't get much more high quality than this. Pseudolonewolf is brilliant and this really is a gem. The only reasons I can think of for not liking it are either A) Platformers just aren't your kind of thing or B) The story line hits a little close to home :P
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If you can get access to all those whores in your dad's room why do you need to go out and meet a girl? Lose your virginity there!