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Oh the hours spent getting all the badges for this...more than I care to admit. One of those games that sticks in your brain for a long time just because you spent so much time on it. A sequel would be nice.
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Why is there a bathtub in their kitchen?
Why are there infinite mothers?
Why is the house so big?
All this is hell for interior designers.
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Huge game, I like it! Now lady's remember, its not always about looks, its also about the inside! Aswell for the fellas out here.
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Entertaining and surprisingly deep. Release it two decades ago with more levels and you would've had an SNES blockbuster -that said, I'm quite surprised I got a decent three hours out of it.
5 stars.
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First off, let me just say that this is, by far, my favorite game on Kongregate. It's music, art style, fluidity, humor, and sheer depth put it a step above the bar. The only critique I can honestly come up with would deal with the beginning; you can mismanage your keys and get stuck unable to get dressed if you use your keys in the attic too soon. Even then, unlike most games, you can still progress and even get a pretty good ending. Plus, I could easily see it at as a conscious decision on the part of the creator since there is such a clear attention to detail. In the end, I hope we get to see more in the near future!!
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Man, why does my save game keep disappearing? :/ I love the game, but I just can't be bothered to play through the first stage for the fifth time...
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Architect: 'Let's make floating glass that breaks when you touch it above a set of deadly spikes.'
Shopkeeper: 'Aw come on!'
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WARNING: Do NOT take the BURGER in the kitchen on level 1! It will make you sick when combined with the MILK + CEREAL, and you can't get rid of it later. + this to keep alive!
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Clarence: I killed my parents and ate their hearts so that I could come on this date with you.
Girl: Oh. Did you remember I like dark chocolate?
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This is the best game I've played on Kongregate so far, I love everything about it! EXCEPT those goddamn BLINKING BLOCKS that I'm supposed to time my jumps on, makes me want to shoot someone in the face and jump off a cliff! I CAN'T FKN DO IT
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...She is a faithful christian and she watches pawrn... Yeah, she really isnt a sinner! I am sure going to burn in hell if Im atheist, but I hate pawrn. XD
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW: Pseudolonewolf is planning to make a sequel called ClarenceRPG (you can check FigHunter for details). It's going to be a while, but it has to do with Clarence's wife getting less interested in him.
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I cant understand why he needs a job since his house is SOO big. He could also go to the GYM and girls surely would like him.