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So after getting the Hard badge all I have to say is that the creator of this game should be jailed for for creating such an abomination of a game.
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Weird game. Even stranger, I didn't expect to be able to move up and down. Okay, for a shmup, that's normal, but this game is anything but normal. Irritating that hearts sink into the ground so quickly like that. I also got sick of the 2x boss piecemeal crap. Level 5 can't get here fast enough. Ugh.
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My god...Can we have a magnet or auto collector or..wait that just ruins the game. But seriously I missed all the hearts from level 1-5 cuz either my ragdoll loves sticky keys or he dies to a stray bullet..
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You've heard of the phrase 'better than the sum of its parts'? Well, apparently smashing a ragdoll physics game together with a poorly-designed bullet-hell shooter creates an exception to that rule -- it's not as fun as the former, and not as tightly-designed as the latter.
This game is an endurance test, something to be tolerated until you get the Badge and then never played again.
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So I didn't read the description and had no idea how many levels it was. At level 7 I said "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP". And with three lives left, I killed the boss O.o. Such a frustrating game that if I didn't beat it on my first try I would not have tried a second time.
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controlling this guy is harder than trying to tie a shoe with no hands and there is no such thing as aiming...you flail around until enough bullets randomly end up in the right place to kill a guy...and then getting the hearts...forget it...you're either dead or can't stabilize your guy or your on the other side and zip right by the heart trying to get over....fml
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I have done the hard badge in like 30 minutes or less. It's like playing on an ice level, but worse. It feels like keeping the guy standing up helps with dodging and shooting. The hearts just drop through the earth, which sucks as you want to as many lives as possible.
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so i was flying around for a good 20 seconds wondering why i couldn't shoot before realising i'd had my arms chopped off..
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The chance of you controlling these ragdolls correctly, In the way you want it, has about the same chance of you making the Mona Lisa in MS Paint.
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Made it to level 5 and decided to do the much easier task of preforming open heart surgery with a scalpel of play doh and my hands smeared in Vaseline. It actually would be a pretty good game if every move you made wasn't so damn delayed.
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wow. that laser boss is difficult. i started it with 15 lives. it killed me! great game. i wish the respawn time was slightly quicker or the invulnerability lasted a bit longer. one or the other. i have died in a corner and then couldn't get out without dying
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Yesterday, I played this... "51 ships destroyed"
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Today, final boss, I keep losing lives... Only one left and the moment I lost it, the boss was destroyed too.
You saved Earth.
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I've played thousands of games on this sight and to say this is the most undesirable game I've ever played is an understatement! I got my badge of the day, never to return, thank God! The only reason I gave this one star is because I get credit for it because it didn't even deserve that!
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Man this is hard stuff! I died like 11 times before defeating the final boss ._.
I found out better concentrate on dodging than aiming...
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Come on : you didn't have any more original scenario than putting bullet firing arms on a paraplegic ninja to fight an alien ivasion and give hime the ability to feed on their dead armor?
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COntrol is a bitch, really not fun like that. Easy badge should be easily obtainable, not like this. One, maybe two would be easy. Four is too frustrating for me, if I do several tries without seeing improvement because I die nearly instantly and control isn't to be had.
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The physics are pretty cool, but controlling the ragdoll with a keyboard is a bad idea. You probably would of had a lot better game making it controlled by a mouse.