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Awesome game. But I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE for the incredibly crappy weapon selection. Srsly, they just don't get selected, are hard to press, not visible enough which one is selected. I restarted lvl 36 over 10 times just because I fired a different weapon than I wanted. You still get 4 stars for an awesome game.
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It sure would be good for a save function after each level. I was up to level 30. Flash plugin crashed on my computer and when I refreshed, I only had access to the first 3 levels.
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Cave Johnson here. Tell those ninja bears they owe a lot of money to Aperture Science for using our blue repulsion bouncy gel!!! 5/5
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have to say the shortcut keys are great. Although have the "F" key so close to the "R" key is fairly disheartening for those of us that like to fat finger keys :(
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11)If he wanted to, Ninja Bear could explain all the mysteries of the universe. He doesn't want to.
12)It is known that an immovable wall cannot coexist with an unstoppable projectile. This is because Ninja Bear can stop any projectile and punch trough any wall.
13)Gravity obeys the laws of Ninja Bear.
14)Ninja Bear once sailed across the Atlantic Ocean on a brick.
15)Ninja Bear doesn't appear in a Google Search. You don't find Ninja Bear, he finds you.
16)Ninja Bear calls Voldemort by his name.
17)Chuck Norris sleeps with Ninja Bear on his pillow.
18)Ninja Bear doesn't sleep. He waits.
19)Ninja Bear got into a knife fight. The knife lost.
20)Ninja Bear simply walked into Mordor.
21)Ninja Bear once took an arrow to the knee... but he carried on adventuring.
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21 Facts about Ninja Bear:
1)Ninja Bear once drank a pint of the world's deadliest poison. He felt a slight tingle in his little finger.
2)Ninja Bear once walked to the top of Mt Everest before breakfast.
3)Ninja Bear can't eat ice-cream. It always melts in fear before it reaches his mouth.
4)It only takes one Ninja Bear to change a lightbulb.
5)Heights are afraid of Ninja Bear.
6)Ninja's are named after Ninja Bear.
7)Ninja Bear can hold his breath underwater for 3 days.
8)Ninja Bear once jogged past a sprinting cheetah.
9)Ninja Bear once had a temperature of 5505 °C, but only because he was standing on the surface of the sun.
10)Ninja Bear once drew blood from a stone.
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'Meh, Bored now. I'ma stop.'
*scrolls past description*
'Can you complete all 44 levels in time for Purple Teddy to get back and play Skyrim?'
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Yes, Teddy... I will. :O
*goes back to playing.*
Smart tactic you got there, lad!
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What really makes this game interesting is how the weapons affect both the enemies, objects, and environment. That really opens up a lot of possibilities.
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Does the voice of the black bigger teddy reminds you of the racoon in Dick Figures? :D:D So this is the story of the Takagami Demon Army?
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Me: Hmm... looks like another boring puzzle game... *hovers over 3 star button* "But I want to play Skyrim!" *presses 5 star button with all might* :)
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Sorry, but all these games are starting to look the same. The puzzles aren't getting newer in this area. Good ideas with the story, inside jokes and voices, but without them this game would not be good.
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5/5 cause I love ninja games! But sometimes they shoot more than one weapon at once or both bears shoot at same time, just so you know.
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Well its a decent game, but it gets three stars for being a challenging puzzle game. And not much else. And there are multiple ways to solve puzzles, as evidenced by the fact that I solved a couple in a non-standard fashion, I feel like the lvl design isn't up to par, so I knocked it a star.
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This game is right on time to celebrate Teddy's birthday! On feb 15 1903, the first teddy bear was introduced in America. Nice...
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pewwwwwwwwwwww i hear voices coming i hear things r funing i hear voisec in my head they cime to they they come to they they come toi they they come tot heyyyyyyyyy owww waaaaaa thry show me thing il do to you they talk to me ti beirut io i ov pepsi and wut u wilkl do they cine to me all thw w ay to u i hear voices in my haed they voices to me and jhaersd to mhamh they coime to me
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Why yes, of COURSE references to the movie 300 are still HILARIOUS 6 years after the movie's release. Perhaps you should have included some borat quotes, and maybe talk about lying cakes while you're at it!
Aside from the aforementioned pet peeve, game was pretty good. Not particularly original (zombooka anyone?), but still fun.
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Just finished level 44. Few comments. First off, I love this game, it's a unique, challenging, fun puzzle/something else game. Second, although I know the voices were supposed to be cheesy and bad, they just annoyed me. 3rd. It really should have been a hard instead of medium badge. Not only are there a lot of levels, but the last 15 or so are pretty hard. 5/5 game. Love the cliffhanger ending and hinting at a sequel. Really hope it gets made.
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Actually, make that accidentally firing more than once in general. It's really getting kind of annoying with the game's limited ammo pool.
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When one bear runs out of ammo, I often find that the game fires the next bear's weapons automatically. I don't think it's just my mouse, though even if it is, a short delay before you start registering clicks might prevent these false clicks.
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Why in level 34 am i not allowed to bounce the one monster off the edge? It keeps saying "out of ammo" before the monster even falls off the edge.
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The badge is misleading. While it says you must complete the game, you must actually complete ALL LEVELS. You cannot use the 2 skips the game provides you with.