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joebighomieG

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you want to level up imidiatly, run to an earlier section at the begining.

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anthonyyy0

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who would have guessed!

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dp99

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Homeless Innkeeper? LAWL

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achievementdude

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Crap, i just noticed the text in the background. Ignore my previous comment completely, for I am a ignorant person who does not pay attention T.T

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bluerabbit78

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If only everyone could fart rainbows and shit diamonds...

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OmegaNecron

Mar. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) word of advice dont burn all the inns down its extremly hard to beat the final boss when they wont let you sleep....

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the_utilitariat

Jan. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Beautiful and hilarious!

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Ayelis

Jan. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You can also press both left and right next to an inn to gain levels. When your HP gets low, just move back to the inn.

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mrwallrath

Jan. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OK, this game is hilarious...all the fun of an RPG with none of the tedious clicking

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enigmaDAEDAL

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You forgot the arbitrary re-equipping your entire party after every fight.

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boredpoo

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Tips: Hold the Left Key in the beginning to level up without dying. Hold both arrow keys to run in place (best near an inn to rest). The last dot is not an inn and you won't be resurrected at it if you die, nor gain HP back.

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Koggeh

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Well done. You have done a startlingly excellent job of creating a poor-mans JRPG - complete with all the epic gameplay and plot twists that you would expect from one! I mean, how many stupid Western games allow you to go back to areas you've already completed, to grind until you lose your will to live!? :D *Ahem* yes, very entertaining...

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NoOneII

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This is a very nice conceptual work. If with a sad, but truthful resumee. Thumbsup.

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ManuelDLLO

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) *Applause*

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ToyBoat

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) That's an intense wet dream.

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BoredZac

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely an entertaining waste of time?

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Beeshrine09

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Greatest concept ever. Greatest story. I want a sequel with more features.

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poidude7

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) way to short

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Brian4

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This is a well written hilarious game, original and funny :)

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Jeremy_Z4

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Naturally this game has plenty of choices, being linear and all.

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blitzscrank

Dec. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol "it had all been a dream, a wet dream..."

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ApedogMophead

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ROFL "it was all a dream. a wet dream."

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ChaoticBrain

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I decided to grind to Level 60 for no reason really since I already reached the end. Clearly I'm more addicted to JRPGs than I thought.

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darkrai1357

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if you thought they should have continued the game

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swarmofmonkey

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @alexnobody And don't forget Kliche...

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Dragonman9717

Feb. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol... wet dreams...*chuckles*

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Pip3r4o

Jan. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "A pegacorn- That's a unicorn with wings, they fart rainbows and shit diamonds and are totally awesome, Chuck Norris has eight."

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000x

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) when it said "he was the dick that scewed up your home" i thought was was has.

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OneirosDreaming

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, if I walk to the start after beating it, it's New Game +!

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MrMentos

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I found a glitch in the game. When I got through the second dungeon, I found a sword in one of those little blue chests, and when I tried to equip it, it dissapeared and I had a diamond shield. Is this because my race is High-gnome, or because I am a pegacorn-tamer? Great game btw, I liked the ending.

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Loki_d20

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else a bit disturbed to just have played through someone's wet dream?

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KingoFun23

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Too Complex. Needs a tutorial. 13/5

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Daxain

Aug. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You can press both directions at the same time to run in place.

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Maxman9999

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) needs dlc

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llamaskill

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When you "finish" the game, scroll the dialog down to see a "secret ending"

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cantab314

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wot no sidequests?

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Clyceer

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Huh. That's definitely the first RPG I've ever beaten without noticing I had an HP bar.

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youbownow

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Press left and right and you lvl in place XD.

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Disruption

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Tseret Nievol" reversed is "Love Interest" just in case somebody didn't notice :)

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rewgon

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it is a very nice game i loved the story :)

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masterofdoom5000

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, the memories of pokemon flood back.

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tacomonkey10

Mar. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i want a pegacorn so bad now!!!

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Antwan2

Mar. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) For what it is, which is a deconstruction on RPG grinding, it does it's job pretty well. 4/5

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WyattM2

Jun. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) So... Since some people obviously think that the intro to the game is just random filler text, lets go ahead and clarify. It's not. To give a brief recap of the Tutorial, Right=Forward. Left=Backward. Movement=Battles. Battles=Health loss and Exp. Exp=Levels. Dots=Inns. Inns=Health Restore and Save point.

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whitney1a

Jun. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I wake up feeling wet all the time, but that's just puberty.

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Solar_N1N3

May. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Only complaint: Not long enough =P Also, needs animated pegacorns!!

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zekava

Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's actually called an alicorn, get your facts straight. Otherwise, neat game, and i guess this is the bare minimum of an rpg!

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robotguy4

Mar. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hold left and right to moonwalk.

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alexgogle

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ''they fart rainbows and shit diamonds.Chuck noris has eight''TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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0terminator0

May. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @123cata123 at lvl 51 you have 1487 hp ._.

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