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Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) LOL you are stinky jesus the onle and only video game player who is destined to rule all vikings XDDDDDDDDD

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DamienW4

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) chibi simon hopefully the last superrobot destined to rule all children... i see them being very despondent children, obedient as hell but a little quirky, ya know like that new up-date never came out? anddd bedtime

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DamienW4

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am fat PEDO the raging video game player destined to eat all blowup dolls

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P2001P

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am the good old assassin the cold-blooded assassin destinated to assassinate all pokemon!0-O

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jibish

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am mammoth man, bringer of the video game player, destined to have sex with all vikings #LifeGoals

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Heyven

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are dark sniper thebringer of the assassin destined to have sex with all and pillage everything. i won right?

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ethantn123

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am the ultra kong, the original behemoth... destined to slaughter all the pokemon. whaaa?

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Goatfatdoc

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YOU ARE: mecha kong, the chosen one manchild destined to die to (unintelligable symbols)

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cjdc

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are the lonely killer the hopefully last hero destined to overthrow all kongregate...?!

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cjdc

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Jesus boy the immortal video game player destined to change all his sister.

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Bobtheastronaut

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) My brother is Easy To Please Man the raging boy. He is destined to break Bart Simpson.

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Bobtheastronaut

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am Commander Bro, the massive hero. I am destined to drill Kongregate.

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pokemonroxy10

Sep. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Easy to please jack, The fabled Savior, Destined to Liberate all Bart Simpson

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tomaslarita

Sep. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WTF SPILLED MILK ON MY BED IM MASTER SAVIOR THE RUTHLESS BOY DESTINED TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL BLOW UP DOLLS!!!!

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tomaslarita

Sep. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) magnificent advocate the plagued killer destined to change blow up dolls

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tomaslarita

Sep. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are ruthless dad the unstoppable hero destined to spill coffee on god

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mochikitty

Sep. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm an evil superhero destined to rule all the internet :D

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Soulreaper1o1

Sep. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Hitler's mom the last mastertroll destined to murdur your mom... Wow

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ilikeguns675

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) pussy jackson...dont even need to say the rest

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ilikeguns675

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are hitler's assassin, the last killer, destined to pillage tibet

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Basement saurus, the one and only superhero, destined to have sex with all STD'S. That's a weird calling to have...

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Blast mcmuff, the fabled otaku, destined to snack on god XD Why do all the "Otaku" ones haunt me, HOW DOES IT KNOW MEEE

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am The Last Girl, the one and only tripfag, destined to pillage kongregate. Rly?

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Mech Hernandez, the plagued otaku, destined to defeat bill cosby. Lol

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm Not McMuff, The one who'll steal the Man-bear-pig, destined to snack on STD'S. <----- Me irl. JK

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am Pussy San, the Marked Tripfag, destined to break Bart Simpson.

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LizzieOwO

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am Ultra Assassin, the Silent Meme, destined to snack on the government. 10/10 would press again

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Gogo67ify

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are father boy the brutal assasin destined to murder tibet you are jesus saurus the cold-blooded man-bear-pig destined to wrestle with cakes And finally:You are Ultra Man the raging tripfag destined to subdue all Bill Cosby ... Makes total sense,right?

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killaman44444

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "you are basement man, the impeccable wizard, designed to discover furries." seems legit

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djrj

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) and i got 1 saying you are super christ the plauged pedo destined to steal all children this game is creepy

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djrj

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i did another and it said im destined to murder bill cosby

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djrj

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are your sisters man the perfect hero destined to discover the heavens makes sense and i really got this

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mwahahahaha

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Omega Christ, the Silent Killer, destined to defeat the Heavens.

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lominda

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the fabled savior destined to destroy all mankind contradiction much?

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lominda

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) destined to turn lead into mankind

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lominda

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are: ultra assassin the legendary video game player destined to sell Europe lol

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JENNIfer12345678

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are destined to snack on your mother lol

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Mom2MartyB

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Father Ex The Cold-Blooded Man-Bear-Pig Destined To Steal All Furries. LOL MAN-BEAR-PIG

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Mom2MartyB

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are Fat McDonald The Feared Basementdweller Destined To Sleep With All Yourself. FOREVER ALONE

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millionforfun

Sep. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am Commander Virgen, The Brooding video game player, destined to re-invent furries

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lukestealth

Sep. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are psycho killer the very angry video game player destined to battle with bart simpson... Sounds like an episode of the simpsons.

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XeniaTheGreek

Sep. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am omega bob the humungous christian destined to spill coffe on my mother! i got a surprising future... -_-

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cutyothroat

Sep. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) your sister's ex the immortal driller designed to sell two bears at once

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cutyothroat

Sep. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) first try and im master assassin bringer of the hero designed to pillage and pillage everything

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parhatta

Sep. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are the Mega Maximus, one and only hero, destined to snack on the government.

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hauthicus

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are jesus girl the immortal camwhore destined to rule all the internet

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hauthicus

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are mellow virgin the humungous wizard destined to battle with kongregate

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hauthicus

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are the last jesus the first warrior destined to drill god amazing how that happened so well

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arocutie

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) re-educate your neighbour lol

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arocutie

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are super assassin,the original sniper,destined to kill mankind ccccccccccccccooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll

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