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"I entered the arena as nothing more than a newbie. My name, Walroar, didn't strike fear nor awe into my enemies' hearts. Nevertheless, striking my swords into their skull was easy as a walk in the park, even on Hard setting. Things changed when I met the Woodcutter: I realized I had no style and all I was doing was just spinning into my foes without any tactic. I lost, but I didn't falter. I quickly learned how to elude Woodcutter's longer weapons and mastered the parry, which made me able to slaughter both the Woodcutter and the Insane 2-0. I approached the king of the arena, the Butcher, with the intent to easily dispatch him. How foolish. I lost 1-2. Parrying a cleaver wasn't that easy. It took time, but I finally managed to develop a hit-and-run style based on a parry-hit-evade rotation. I was crowned king of the arena after a 2-1 match against the Butcher. But I won’t give up. There are just too many matches I still need to win.
This is my story."
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IS THIS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO! A BUNCH OF FATLARD PUPPETS RANDOMLY SWINGING BLADES AROUND THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE PLASTIC!?!
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i like this game a lot but i would just like to know why the sounds in the background sound like a woman being tortured or raped, otherise, this game is 5/5 for me