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so i get a 5 star hotel, and then decide to destroy all of the elevators. the only thing the guests complain about is not having various services... lmao... YOU'RE NOT MAD THAT YOU'RE STUCK IN MY HOTEL FOREVER?!?!?
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$30 to stay in a SUITE and $540 to use the beauty salon and people are saying Prices are amazing! Highly reccomended!
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When my customers go to the Gym, they have to go up 11 floors, they get there, then they say "well, that's my exercise" then go back down...
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"Would you happen to have another place to check in?"
"Yeah, but it's on the 49th floor... and apparently the elevators are always crowded..."
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needs upgrades:
For exemple: you should be able to upgrade elevator to increase capacity and/or speed
you should be able to upgrade your Restaurant, to add more tables (and thus increase capacity)
You should be able to even upgrade staff (upgraded staff work faster)
You should also be able to put staff on ONE floor, so they don't go around working on every floor (if you have the maximum floors, that's pretty hard, coz the maids suddenly notice dirt on the upper floors, they ALL go there, and there's no-one to keep the 5th floor tidy)
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The architect that allows me to put an open-air cafe directly underneath a swimming pool. Yeah -- he clearly knows what he's doing.
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It took me a month and a half for me to get to my room. Then I spent $1,200 on a movie. Three thumbs up! I will stay here again!
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"Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you."
"Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"
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I just followed a guest from check in to his room. It took him 17 days to get from the desk to his room. And after check in he waited a WEEK to just get on the elevator, and it took two days to get to his floor! No wonder everyone demands more elevators, I would be pissed if I waited a week to get on it and then have a day day trip to my floor.
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i left it on overnight, got several million dollars, and bought 100 presidental suites. Then I bought all the expansions and filled every inch of space left with disco bars, with one capacious elevators,now im at -$100000 10/10 game would play again
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it's so odd watching a guest spend twenty days getting to their room after checking in, sleep for 8 hours, then take twenty more days on their way to surf the internet for five days straight.
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I love screwing with people here. I put a bowling alley next to the open air cafe (no peaceful meals), the laundry rooms next to the beauty salon (smell clothes and perfume) , the movie theater and the disco (noisy movies) and a few low class rooms in between the presidential suites to make a few of those normal customers feel awkward
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"Welcome to the "Stuffit Inn"! Here's your room key, and we ask that you please not throw your filthy linens and 30lb sacks of garbage into the hallways, abstain from washing what appears to be boulders and dynamite in our laundry rooms, and if you say anything about the elevators, you will be promptly thrown down one. Enjoy your stay!"
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"Why are you cleaning a random mostly empty room WHEN THE FLOOR BELOW YOU IS LITERALLY KNEE-DEEP IN GARBAGE. USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE YOU VACUOUS CLEANING WENCH.
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After building a 5 star hotel, I proceeded to fire nearly all the staff and watched garbage pile up in the halls and mildew stain the walls. I have one person in all of reception, and a waiter in one cafe. $20,000 profit a month.
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I think you should be able to click somewhere out of the game without it pausing, because it gets boring just sitting there, staring at them, having nothing else to do..
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Great game. But instead of building yet another elevator I think i'd rather open all the windows on the top floors. "Express checkout". Its a win-win. Plus with the week waiting time to get on one it's an option they would explore...
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Select the name of your hotel: HELL
Now my proud receptionist is the happiest person when he says: "Welcome to HELL, I hope you'll stay for long!"
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Two things: 1) Stalked a customer, and I saw that wherever she went, stuff broke. Creepy o3o 2) I've been watching on how long it takes to travel my hotel from bottom to top. Takes about 3 months ._.
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Just because something is new/unlocked, the public shouldn't be able to complain about it the moment it becomes available to me.. there should be a bit of a waiting period between when it's available and when they complain.
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Here is a helpful hint: don't build enough rooms to qualify for the next star until you have saved up quite a bit of money. Once you collect the next star, everyone expects you to have all the latest amenities and your popularity goes down if you don't. Then your rooms don't get full and you lose business and money while trying to buy the latest luxuries. If you wait to build the required number of rooms once you are sitting on a nice pile of dough, then when you level up you can get what everyone wants right away.
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Cleaning Manager: Sir, our customers are complaining of dirty rooms, and it seems garbage magicly appears outside their rooms when they aren't even there.
Boss: MARGRET! We are $30,000 in debt. I give them 3 internet rooms, 2 laundry rooms, an arcade, and a gym. AND THEY ARE COMPLAIING OF MAGIC GARBAGE? That's it, I am closing the doors.