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Cydonia_NZ

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'How was your stay sir?" "It was TERRIBLE! The laundry took way too long, therefore I will bring your entire hotel to it's knees." 'But sir, what about the ser-' "I DON'T CARE, I'LL JUDGE THE ENTIRE HOTEL ON IT'S LAUNDRY IF I WANT TO!"

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xXninjasoulXx

Aug. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) does it really take a day to wash your clothes?!

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tiffakw

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) $6 a night? WTF???

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(10)

NinjasCanVanish

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *creates a massive 20 story hotel* *waiting for all the rooms to fill up* *destroys the elevators* Your all going to stay here FOREVER!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

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minetothemax

Sep. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i don't know why but someone used the lift 17 times O.O

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jebbbbzzzdebebz

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) $6 for a room, $30 for laundry. That's how they getcha!

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Dergon

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How come you can't build stairs? Who gives a shit about waiting for elevators, start running biaaatch =P

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NinjaViking73

Nov. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) everyone complains that there is no pool. i build a pool. no one wants to use it.

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kkiilleerrbbii

Jun. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Good enough. I'd suggest building more elevators.

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DordDord

Aug. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Here is very helpful staff!

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Thystonius

Mar. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) It is funny how the game assigns tasks. If three washing machines are broken down, one engineer fixes a machine and then goes to wait for the elevator, until engineer two comes in who fixes machine three. Hehe. Same for maids.

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Unowninator

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Easiest badge of the day ever. I didn't even need to finish the tutorial; just made more than 2 rooms, and waited.

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(5)

Darjaboo

Aug. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) In the real world 1 elevator per 75 rooms. This game 10 elevators per room.

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(5)

Setsuna2112

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The best thing about this game is the name of the easy badge. :P

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eadwig

Mar. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just destroyed all elevators on the ground floor. No one will leave my hotel.

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EPICYOLO

Dec. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so I watched a guy not eat or drink for over 5 months no exercise for over a month when he did he ran on a treadmill for over a week ad he ate at a fancy restaurant for about 2 weeks.

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cyborgmeat

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, it took a person THREE DAYS to eat a single meal..... wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

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urhfj

Jul. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but i'd suggest building more elevators, the Queue is insane.

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Muskar

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) $1200 for watching a movie at a cinema, wow.

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dokan210

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) >:{D I'm evil. I had 4 floors and elevators. I deleted the elevators and stranded the customers on the 4th floor. I looked at character and he checked in in 2001 . It is now 2005.

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untitleddocument

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "it was cool to find an arcade in the arcade, but the queue humped me" wat

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alexcarn

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love the dialogue "Start with sound or muted". Every Game should have that.

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saucebbq

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) each person is saying the exact same review... i wonder if people who are waiting to write their review look on to the person on front of them and write the same exact thing...

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trumansharp

Jan. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) LOL $30 dollars for laundry? get me in on that business

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spartin12899

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as long as a make a profit i say SCREW THE CUSTOMERS OPINIONS ON LOUSY ELEVATORS

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elephant25

Jul. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Such a lovely face

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Erinlove

Aug. 18, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I read about zig zagging the elevators before I played. I beat the game with my hotel being about 70% elevators lol

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jbak1

Mar. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) this guy says the wait for the elevator was a bit disturbing. I'm pretty sure waiting for a week for one is a more than a bit disturbing

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Rawrnezz

Oct. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So, I watch a guy enter my hotel. He goes to his room, rides the elevator for a few days, walks into my arcade and destroys my machine, then has the nerve to go to my washing machine and break it also. He later rides elevator a few more days, packs his stuff and leaves. What a jerk.

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dudee46

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My engineers are the dumbest, creepiest people ever. They're supposed to be fixing washing machines but instead they take the elevator and wait outside someone's room. o.o

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oldsm66

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) YAY i got 5 stars... lol once u start building after that it remains impossible to get your reputation up, Otherwise an awesome game

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yazorstorm

Nov. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) laundry is a bit crowded THEN USE THE EMPTY ONE

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LoaferS

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If this was a real hotel it would be so confusing.. Oh, your at floor 49? OKay first take the elevator beside us up to floor 4, then just beside where you get off you should see another that will take you up to floor 9. After that... Customer complaints: I... I uh... I think you guys need more elevators..

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Moofacer

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know what the solution to elevators is? Stairwells. Which this game evidently lacks.

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chucknorris232

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game one sec im making 10 k then im -20k and my employees still love me!

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Zeen172

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I could build stairs :/

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CRAZYpickel

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My room smoked up!" Well dont smoke in your room. Derp

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Lynderup

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $1200 for a trip to the cinema. Wow!

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Midevilboy

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Screw more elevators... hit 5 stars *destroy All Elevator Shafts* HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

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tt30

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i grew tired of all of their elevator needs so i deleted all of them... now they're raging about waiting for the nonexistent elevator XD

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SMR741

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Hey Jimmy, wanna 5 star hotel?!" "...Er, yeah!" "Then fill the majority of the hotel with ELEVATORS! Trust me, it works."

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yibgib

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how as you get more stars you get access to more things. The problem is if you dont get these things guests start getting mad that you dont have them. It shouldn't be a requirement that you build them but a bonus.

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xsarax

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This crazy obsession with elevators is driving me insane. My hotel is basically just one big elevator-building now, and yet they are complaining about getting more of them.

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JoQsh

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) In regards to the elevator issues: building only plain elevators seems to work much better than the high capacity/staff elevators, or any combo of the three. Also, staggering shorter elevator shafts instead of building long ones helps. Another technique (used in real life skyscrapers) is building one that goes up 5 floors, one that goes up 10, one that goes up 15, etc.

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Killzone22740

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) They always want more and more

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ideabeg

Jun. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) got an idea make a hotel when you buy a room you can make have stuff inside so people can have fun and their has to be kids in it for extra fun

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cjshowme

Jan. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars since 2013

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Memory_Foam

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Who complains about a bowling ally in a hotel? Just be glad you have one.

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jojobr

Jan. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Elevators is f*cking fun=3

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HMirii

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) some people just wait 3 days for the elevator :D

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