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Just finished the game. If I see another Haddock again today it's going to be too soon. Also if you want to finish the last overtake challenge just boost into the back of the car in front of you. Try to ram other cars so you're getting more than one car giving you boost and drive around with a swarm of cars being pushed in front of you.
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The American Joe Racer readied himself in his customized car. He had won every single race with it; the perfect car. He put on a clown suit and slapped on the stamp. He was angered at his sponsors for this, but eh, the gig payed good. He prepped himself, and rode. He weeved and turned, boosting and racing. Sadly, not a single pie was hit that day, no matter how much he tried. Each movement to hit an additional pie only resulted in no pies hit. Struck by this disastrous outcome, he decided to attempt a car-based slalom course...
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It was fun until I got to slalom. That is lame and the "hit the robots" track sucked too. Completely lost interest at that point.
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bonus courses act like driving on ice with the steering mostly disabled. ignorant and killed my interest in going further. it is like having a shooting round where your bullets hit anywhere but where you aim. less than 1 of 5 stars.
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The map vanished, everything went white, my speed dropped to zero, and everyone passed me. This game is buggy as hell, how did it get badge of the day?
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Laggy unimpressive graphics, boring repetitive gameplay, mechanics that are either too easy or too difficult... exactly what I expected from TurboNuke. Why they continue getting Badge of the Day slots is beyond me.
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So I ride the car, when I suddenly explode with no apparent reason. Someone should take the rocket launchers away from my opponents.
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The racing is not bad, but the handling feels klunky and the detection for some of the challenges where you run over things is awful.
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THIS GAME SUCKS MONKEY BALLS. IT HAS HORRIBLE GRAPHICS, SLOW ASS CAR TO START OFF WITH, AND YOU CAN NEVER WIN BECAUSE THE CAR HAS WALL AND GRASS MAGNETS THAT SEND YOU RIGHT INTO THE WALL.
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Hey i got an idea lets make a game where you have to run over custard pies the size of texas but lets make their hit box the size of a pen head
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How about not sticking objects you have to hit parallel to each other 10 feet apart when you have no reverse and you basically have to hit 100% of the objects for gold medals.
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When I click continue on the starting screen the game just becomes a blank white slate. Since nobody else is complaining about this problem, I'm assuming it's something with my computer, but if anybody else encounters this, please say something.
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The Bary's Bazookas Challenge Day 4 (slalom) has a bug or something. Afer a certain point the game doesn't give you the points. It's after the seventies, so at least you can complete it, but you can't get gold.
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I completely unlocked February and part of March and still no achievement :P...also if you change your sound settings it doesn't keep them on refresh.
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Even clearing January (the easy badge) is an "impossible" for me because of my computer's processing speed. Wonder how the hard badge is gonna be like.
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Something that always weirds me out about TurboNuke racing games is how it doesn't matter if I take the inside or the outside of any turn -- these aren't really curves in the route, they're still straight lines it's just shoving me left or right.
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The actual races get exponentially easier the more you run the target courses because you rack up a ton of money and max out your car early on. You should have a "realistic" mode, where you can only run each course once. I'm sure it'd be a contender for impossible badge.
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@chaoticBrain, the game and dev said DRAFTING not DRIFTING. and yes, drafting is essentially tailgating the guy in front of you to reduce your wind resistance by letting him cut the air for you. You can then use that to floor it and swerve from behind him and launch past him. Classic technique that so many games don't implement. Drifting is where you intentionally oversteer to cause the back end to slide out from under you to turn a corner. I am experienced in both forms of driving.
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pretty sweet classic feeling arcade racer...... with slowdown and keyboard controls -_- you should get way more than 5 points if you can stick with this game long enough to get to Feb
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Thankful that the hard badge was not requiring every single event gold to obtain it. Only have to complete up until May and will have all the golds needed.
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for those saying the gates or slalom runs are hard, you don't have to go fast, just hit the number of gates. Take it slow and you have much higher control and can gold the event easy.
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WHY is this game so horribly horribly laggy? It doesn't seem like anything could justify the awful slowdown and subsequent delay and subsequent ruination of a race.