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If a samurai was captured by the enemy, or failed to follow Bushido (samurai code of honor), he would perform the seppuku, or "stomach cutting". This is what the ninja does, although I have no idea why.
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lol I was about to get 100000 but I didn't log in yet and I picked up the sword and im all like "... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
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How you're supposed to be when you see an enemy: DIE YOU ENEMY SCUM! *strike* How I am when I see an enemy: I ain't touching dat.
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I now found a way to wall jump: wen falling to death Use your dash on to the wall/Side of the game and dash jump and repeat until jump onto a platform. WATCH OUT OF THE BODLERS!!!
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Freakin butterfly things everywhere, doing huge jumps with small platforms on one heart, dodging Thor as I rush for the heart that spawned... bullets flying everywhere... might not make it...
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I know this has been said before, but am I the only one who though the sword would allow you to kill your enemies, rather then yourself? Just saiyng...
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Either powers should use less energy, vials should refill more energy, or there should be more vials. It's really annoying to not be able to do anything interesting because I don't have energy.
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Blahz, you moron, if you fail you get the option to submit your scores. That's what he meant. Now stop rating the poor guy down because fo that.
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Randomly or procedurally generated games are the future of video gaming. Look up spelunky on youtube if you don't know what I mean. Games like Left 4 dead have some randomization, but not enough to keep it fresh, for having those one in a million moments where set pieces do amazing/hilarious/awesome when they collide.
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MY NINJA PICKED UP AWORD I THOUTH I HAD A WEAPON AND NO I KILLED MY SELD =( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I honestly cannot see how this game has such a small number of plays. It's a quiet parody of the whole let's-keep-climbing platformer genre. Swords that kill you instead of what you expect; knocking out lasses in need of help; fight a lich, Thor, Chuck Norris and Moses. What's not to love?