^{I R BARINSKI!!™}

▬ Reached level 42 and 11225 points in a year on Kong, Jan. 2, 2010

▬ Reached level 50 and 17265 points on my B-Day, Dec, 13th, 2010.

▬ Hit 20,000 points on Feb 27th, 2012

▬ Hit 25,000 points on Mar 8th, 2015

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Words to live by

▬ I am always on.
▬ Without order nothing exists, without chaos nothing evolves.
▬ I don’t fail, i just succeed at finding what doesn’t work"
▬ 2 wrong’s don’t make a right, but it sure as hell makes a statement.
▬ it’s better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for what your not.
▬ it’s not denial, i’m just very selective about which reality i accept.
▬ i’m not mean, i just say what most people keep in their heads.
▬ the only reason i talk to myself is because i’m the only one whose answer i’ll accept.
▬ i don’t have a drinking problem, i just drink, talk shit, fall down, it’s no problem.
▬ there’s plenty of room for all of god’s creatures, right next to the mashed potato’s.
▬ i stopped fighting my inner demon’s, were on the same side now.
▬ friendship is like peeing your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. thank you for being the pee in my pants.
▬ some people are like slinky’s. they really aren’t good for anything. but i still crack a smile everytime i push them down a flight of stairs.
▬ god only helps those who help themselves, so if i see something i want, i’m going to help myself.
▬ you can’t follow in my footprints, cuz if so they would be footprints in your back if you look where i haven’t put my foot yet.
▬ actually im quite humble, which is rare in persons of my genius, wit and charisma.
▬ to be taken seriously, know how to laugh at yourself.
▬ opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
▬ when bird fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. even in nature teamwork results in collective laziness.
▬ hardwork pays of in the future, laziness pays off now.
▬ live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to.
▬ i’m at peace with myself now, how about that. i hated life i wanted to die a few years back. i was mentally ill, it’s hard to come back from that. but i got through it, now i got my sanity back.
▬ “alcohol is the cause and solution to all of lifes problems” homer simpson.
▬ When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
▬ Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence

▬▬quotes from chat▬▬

▬Corando: not even having sex with the same gender as yourself is as gay as name with numbers.

▬forgingaheart: sometimes i wonder if it even worth signing in on the weekends
▬iamahedgehog: Don’t drink and internet: It’s not illegal, but you look like an idiot.
▬ MR_Steal: omg barinski u said u were going to sleep :o ▬ barinski: sleep is over-rated. i’ll sleep when i’m dead. ▬ iamahedgehog: You are a genius. ▬ iamahedgehog: I applaud you.
▬ barinski: lvl 57 here in knight’s story! ▬ Lauraocal: ok bari show off lol ▬ barinski: im sorry laura, but people need to know my excellence. it needs to be shared. ▬ Lauraocal: Ok.. bow’s to baris excellence ▬ barinski: see…everything will run a lot smoother in here once everyone realizes to worship me
▬ Killa_In_Death: where you live ▬ barinski: it says on my profile ▬ FREAKANATOR: massissichupi? ▬ barinski: i think you got massachusettes and mississippi and a country in africa all mixed up ▬ FREAKANATOR: i tried though rite?thats sumthin
▬ lindyhopgirl: stalking: it’s just like when two people in love go for a walk, but one of them doesn’t know about it (happy bunny FTW!)
▬ Pwnzor1: You learn new words everyday.. ▬ darkxknight101: yes its amazing ▬ Pwnzor1: Like bari is “polyamorous” :P ▬ barinski: googles ▬ barinski: back. and i’m not sure if that was a compliment or not Pwn….but i’m taking it as one
▬ lord2x4: and now it shall be recorded in the anals of history forever! ▬ lord2x4: oh crap…annals*
▬ noelage95: You know when your in love when you don’t want too sleep because reality is better than your dreams