FantomAssassin22

No really wants to learn about other people and their private info, so here’s some jokes to entertain and keep you busy for a while:

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half of a cat!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by a falling koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to a Grand piano.
Why did the kangaroo die?
Because it was hit by three falling koalas and a Grand piano.

Also, “Before insulting someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!”